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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the New Year Eve's Special episode of the thirteenth series.
Key[]
- HD - Hugh Dennis
- EB - Ed Byrne
- MJ - Milton Jones
- AP - Andy Parsons
- ZL - Zoe Lyons
- RB - Rob Beckett
Topics[]
Unlikely Things To Hear At New Year[]
ZL - 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1. Oh and some prawn crackers, thanks.
EB - My new year's resolution is to try new and interesting ways of doing things. That's why I'm stirring the punch with my cock.
AP - I've just had a glass of this punch. (pulls disgusted face)
MJ - My prediction for this year is that I will make a high pitched sound, there will be a buzzing noise and then I will die. (makes high pitched sound, buzzer, Milton falls down)
EB - Ooh, I'd murder a bit of turkey.
RB - Happy New Year! I'm so glad you're here, I want a divorce.
HD - Now it's time for Big Ben. I'll put the music on. Ben, get your kicks off.
ZL - Welcome to Hootin' Nanny, the topless bar for the gentleman who prefers the older lady.
HD - Course I can stay up till twelve. I'll just have another Viagra.
ZL - Last new year's party really ended with a bang for me when I drunkenly mistook a party popper for a tampon.