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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the Christmas Special episode of the twelfth series.
Key[]
- HD - Hugh Dennis
- MJo - Milton Jones
- SW - Seann Walsh
- AP - Andy Parsons
- JW - Josh Widdicombe
- MJu - Miles Jupp
Topics[]
Unlikely Things To Hear At Christmas Time[]
JW - Yes it's just what I wanted, a Seann Walsh DVD!
- SW: I want to fuckin' kill myself!
- MJu: Well the evening's not been wasted.
- Dara: Alright let's keep it festive, keep it festive.
AP - I know you don't like the fairy, but he's our son's boyfriend and he makes him very happy!
HD - Right now it's time for the nutty fruitcake soaked in booze. Come on down, Granny.
MJo - George Michael, you are accused of trafficking in human organs. Last Christmas, someone gave you their heart.
JW - No, just socks and aftershave. Why, what did you wear to church?
MJu - Oh guys you shouldn't have. No seriously you shouldn't have they're an endangered species, you can't make shoes from them.
HD - Well it's nearly midnight and I can hear Big Ben. He's upstairs shagging my wife, I'm not....
AP - I went to Africa last year. They do know it's Christmas.
SW - (imitates crying) Daddy, I just watched The Snowman and at the end, the ginger kid survived.
MJo - Last year for Christmas to help my grandfather give up smoking, I bought him a petrol infused cigarette. His face lit up.
HD - Brian, when I told you to serve mulled wine to the next door neighbours with no cloves... put your pants on, son.
AP - Santa, that's not the sack I wanted emptying.
HD - Welcome to the Mock The Week Christmas Special which, after Dara O'Briain's recent arrest for turkey worrying, was obviously recorded in October.
SW - That was the Christmas number one and now for the Christmas number two. Come on. Can't wait. Goodbye, Brussels Sprouts.
MJu - Oh guys you really shouldn't have. No seriously you should be... these are poisonous. Where did you pick them? Have you washed your hands? Where's Matthew?
AP - I know we said we'd take it in turns with our parents, but I just don't fancy your mum!
Dara: It's Christmas. That's your reason. It's Christmas.