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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the Christmas Special episode of the twelfth series.

Key[]

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • MJo - Milton Jones
  • SW - Seann Walsh
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • JW - Josh Widdicombe
  • MJu - Miles Jupp

Topics[]

Unlikely Things To Hear At Christmas Time[]

JW - Yes it's just what I wanted, a Seann Walsh DVD!

  • SW: I want to fuckin' kill myself!
  • MJu: Well the evening's not been wasted.
  • Dara: Alright let's keep it festive, keep it festive.

AP - I know you don't like the fairy, but he's our son's boyfriend and he makes him very happy!

HD - Right now it's time for the nutty fruitcake soaked in booze. Come on down, Granny.

MJo - George Michael, you are accused of trafficking in human organs. Last Christmas, someone gave you their heart.

JW - No, just socks and aftershave. Why, what did you wear to church?

MJu - Oh guys you shouldn't have. No seriously you shouldn't have they're an endangered species, you can't make shoes from them.

HD - Well it's nearly midnight and I can hear Big Ben. He's upstairs shagging my wife, I'm not....

AP - I went to Africa last year. They do know it's Christmas.

SW - (imitates crying) Daddy, I just watched The Snowman and at the end, the ginger kid survived.

MJo - Last year for Christmas to help my grandfather give up smoking, I bought him a petrol infused cigarette. His face lit up.

HD - Brian, when I told you to serve mulled wine to the next door neighbours with no cloves... put your pants on, son.

AP - Santa, that's not the sack I wanted emptying.

HD - Welcome to the Mock The Week Christmas Special which, after Dara O'Briain's recent arrest for turkey worrying, was obviously recorded in October.

SW - That was the Christmas number one and now for the Christmas number two. Come on. Can't wait. Goodbye, Brussels Sprouts.

MJu - Oh guys you really shouldn't have. No seriously you should be... these are poisonous. Where did you pick them? Have you washed your hands? Where's Matthew?

AP - I know we said we'd take it in turns with our parents, but I just don't fancy your mum!

Dara: It's Christmas. That's your reason. It's Christmas.

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