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{{SWLTS}}<span style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;">The following is a guide to the </span>'''[http://mocktheweek.wikia.com/wiki/Scenes_We%27d_Like_To_See Scenes We'd Like To See]'''<span style="font-size:16px;line-height:26px;"> topics and suggestions made in the Christmas Special episode of the thirteenth series.</span>
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== Key ==
 
* '''HD''' - Hugh Dennis
 
* '''EB''' - Ed Byrne
 
* '''JA''' - James Acaster
 
* '''AP''' - Andy Parsons
 
* '''SP''' - Sara Pascoe
 
* '''JW''' - Josh Widdicombe
 
 
== Topics ==
 
 
=== Unlikely Things to Hear At Christmas ===
 
'''EB''' - I've burned the turkey and I'm shagging your brother. I'm joking the turkey's fine.
 
 
'''AP''' - Come and have a look at my yule log. That is definitely gonna need two flushes.
 
 
'''HD''' - So if the turkey is sitting in granny's seat, what did I put in the oven? And where did I shove that stuffing?
 
 
'''SP''' - Dad you don't need to get me a present, they've cut death taxes.
 
 
'''JA''' - Yeah Paul remember that cupboard we put up in the manga who gave birth to the messiah. They've destroyed us on TripAdvisor.
 
 
'''AP''' - No daddy, Santa Claus is definitely giving me that gun I wanted for Christmas, 'cause when i sat on his lap I could feel it in his pocket.
 
 
'''JW''' - And Santa was particularly nervous as he approached the chimney of the Pistorius residence.
 
 
'''AP''' - I don't know what happened. The puppy was alive when I wrapped it.
 
 
'''HD''' - I've got you two things for Christmas, darling. A new life insurance policy and this. Don't open it until I'm a long way away.
 
 
'''JA''' - Well a) that's your Christmas and birthday present and b) yeah I've just gaffa taped a birthday cake to a Christmas wreath. Merry Birthmas.
 
 
'''EB''' - Now, granny we don't call them that anymore. Oh sorry, yeah no I'll have some eggnog.
 
 
'''HD''' - Yes we're having turkey with all the trimmings, from your father's beard.
 
 
'''EB''' - No I'm not saying you haven't made an effort, I'm just saying I didn't realise ''Pot noodle'' did a turkey flavour.
 
 
'''JW''' - Ah I knew they cared, they've sent me an e-card.
 
 
'''HD''' - I understand you do Fairtrade presents. I'd like to swap my wife for an iPhone 6.
 
 
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