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===Things a New Pope Shouldn't Say In His First Public Speech=== |
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+ | *'''HD:''' (Singing) Y.M.C.A. |
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+ | *'''LS:''' I've dreamed of this moment ever since I was a little girl. |
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+ | *'''JO:''' What a fucking view. |
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+ | *'''RB:''' I'd like to thank my wife. |
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+ | *'''FB:''' I only wish Hitler could have been alive to see this moment. |
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+ | *'''RB:''' I'm a celibate, get me out of here! |
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+ | *'''FB:''' I can't think of a finer way to spend the last six months of my life. |
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+ | *'''HD:''' Look at the tits on that nun. |
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===Books Heading Straight For the Remaindered Bin=== |
===Books Heading Straight For the Remaindered Bin=== |
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+ | *'''FB:''' Paul Gascoigne's Sudoku |
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+ | *'''HD:''' Beckham's Thesaurus |
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+ | *'''RB:''' The Ron Atkinson Diet |
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+ | *'''LS:''' My Struggle by Paris Hilton |
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+ | *'''FB:''' John Leslie's pop-up autobiography. |
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+ | *'''JH:''' Michael Jackson's touch and feel book. |
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+ | *'''RB:''' Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction, a dossier. |
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===Slogans That the Tory Party Should Have Used In the Election=== |
===Slogans That the Tory Party Should Have Used In the Election=== |
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+ | *'''JH:''' Vote for us and we'll hand Thatcher over. |
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+ | *'''LS:''' Are you sinking like we're sinking. |
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+ | *'''RB:''' It's L'Oréal and I'm worth it. |
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+ | *'''FB:''' There's a Muslim paedophile living under your child's bed, vote Conservative. |
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===If Politicians Endorsed Products=== |
===If Politicians Endorsed Products=== |
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+ | *'''RB:''' It's L'Oréal and I'm worth it. |
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+ | *'''HD:''' Kids will just love KerBlunkett |
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+ | *'''LS:''' Hello I'm Peter Mandelson and when I needed a mortgage I phoned Loans Direct. |
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+ | *'''RB:''' Were you injured in an accident that wasn't your fault? |
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[[Category:Scenes We'd Like To See]] |
[[Category:Scenes We'd Like To See]] |
Revision as of 17:44, 12 August 2010
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the first series.
Key
- HD – Hugh Dennis
- RB – Rory Bremner
- FB – Frankie Boyle
- JO – John Oliver
- LS – Linda Smith
- JH – Jeremy Hardy
Topics
Things a New Pope Shouldn't Say In His First Public Speech
- HD: (Singing) Y.M.C.A.
- LS: I've dreamed of this moment ever since I was a little girl.
- JO: What a fucking view.
- RB: I'd like to thank my wife.
- FB: I only wish Hitler could have been alive to see this moment.
- RB: I'm a celibate, get me out of here!
- FB: I can't think of a finer way to spend the last six months of my life.
- HD: Look at the tits on that nun.
Books Heading Straight For the Remaindered Bin
- FB: Paul Gascoigne's Sudoku
- HD: Beckham's Thesaurus
- RB: The Ron Atkinson Diet
- LS: My Struggle by Paris Hilton
- FB: John Leslie's pop-up autobiography.
- JH: Michael Jackson's touch and feel book.
- RB: Iraq's Weapons of Mass Destruction, a dossier.
Slogans That the Tory Party Should Have Used In the Election
- JH: Vote for us and we'll hand Thatcher over.
- LS: Are you sinking like we're sinking.
- RB: It's L'Oréal and I'm worth it.
- FB: There's a Muslim paedophile living under your child's bed, vote Conservative.
If Politicians Endorsed Products
- RB: It's L'Oréal and I'm worth it.
- HD: Kids will just love KerBlunkett
- LS: Hello I'm Peter Mandelson and when I needed a mortgage I phoned Loans Direct.
- RB: Were you injured in an accident that wasn't your fault?