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*'''JO''' – [[John Oliver]] |
*'''JO''' – [[John Oliver]] |
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*'''JB''' – [[Jo Brand]] |
*'''JB''' – [[Jo Brand]] |
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+ | *'''AM''' – [[Al Murray]] |
==Topics== |
==Topics== |
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===Bad Ways to Start a Party Political Broadcast=== |
===Bad Ways to Start a Party Political Broadcast=== |
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*'''FB:''' My fellow paedophiles... |
*'''FB:''' My fellow paedophiles... |
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*'''HD:''' Hang on, I'll be with you in a minute. |
*'''HD:''' Hang on, I'll be with you in a minute. |
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*'''RB:''' Hello, I'm John Prescott, and I expect you're wondering why I'm naked. |
*'''RB:''' Hello, I'm John Prescott, and I expect you're wondering why I'm naked. |
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*'''HD:''' I think our policies are best expressed...''in song''! |
*'''HD:''' I think our policies are best expressed...''in song''! |
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− | *JB: During the next three and a half hours... |
+ | *'''JB:''' During the next three and a half hours... |
− | *RB: Now, look. We all know we're not going to win... |
+ | *'''RB:''' Now, look. We all know we're not going to win... |
− | *JO: Death to the west. |
+ | *'''JO:''' Death to the west. |
− | *HD: Let me tell you what the voices in my head are telling me. |
+ | *'''HD:''' Let me tell you what the voices in my head are telling me. |
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===Things You'd Never Hear a French Person Say=== |
===Things You'd Never Hear a French Person Say=== |
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*'''FB:''' Of course, it looked hopeless, but we kept fighting. |
*'''FB:''' Of course, it looked hopeless, but we kept fighting. |
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*'''HD:''' I'd like a bottle of Burgundy and a Dairylea Dunker, please. |
*'''HD:''' I'd like a bottle of Burgundy and a Dairylea Dunker, please. |
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− | *'''AM:''' You're English. |
+ | *'''AM:''' You're English. How nice to meet you. |
*'''JB:''' J'aime beaucoup, Monsieur Jeremy Clarkson. |
*'''JB:''' J'aime beaucoup, Monsieur Jeremy Clarkson. |
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*'''FB:''' I've just bought a wonderful little holiday home in the south of Birmingham. |
*'''FB:''' I've just bought a wonderful little holiday home in the south of Birmingham. |
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− | *'''JO:''' My favorite road? |
+ | *'''JO:''' My favorite road? Well, that's got to be the A303. Nice, in many ways. It's quicker than the M4 and you get to go past Stonehenge. If you're going London to the west country, it's A303 for me every time. What a road. What a road. |
*'''RB:''' And we throw that part of the animal away. |
*'''RB:''' And we throw that part of the animal away. |
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===What the Voices in Tony Blair's Head Are Saying=== |
===What the Voices in Tony Blair's Head Are Saying=== |
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− | *'''AM:''' You will obey! |
+ | *'''AM:''' You will obey! You will obey! |
− | *'''FB:''' Keep smiling. (Have Gordon killed.) |
+ | *'''FB:''' Keep smiling. (Have Gordon killed.) Keep smiling. (Have Gordon killed.) |
*'''RB:''' Cherie, will you shut the fuck up? |
*'''RB:''' Cherie, will you shut the fuck up? |
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− | *'''HD:''' Oh look, there's Cherie. |
+ | *'''HD:''' Oh look, there's Cherie. That reminds me, I must post a letter. |
*'''JO:''' I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny... |
*'''JO:''' I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny... |
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*'''JB:''' I wonder what John Prescott looks like in hot pants. |
*'''JB:''' I wonder what John Prescott looks like in hot pants. |
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*'''HD:''' Mustn't get a stiffy. |
*'''HD:''' Mustn't get a stiffy. |
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− | *'''AM:''' Dammit! |
+ | *'''AM:''' Dammit! Got a stiffy. |
− | *HD: Go on, lie. |
+ | *'''HD:''' Go on, lie. You got away with it last time. |
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[[Category:Scenes We'd Like To See]] |
[[Category:Scenes We'd Like To See]] |
Revision as of 01:44, 11 September 2010
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the first series.
Key
- HD – Hugh Dennis
- RB – Rory Bremner
- FB – Frankie Boyle
- JO – John Oliver
- JB – Jo Brand
- AM – Al Murray
Topics
Bad Ways to Start a Party Political Broadcast
- RB: Hello.
- FB: My fellow paedophiles...
- HD: Hang on, I'll be with you in a minute.
- AM: Guten Abend!
- HD: As you know, the football is on the other channel.
- JO: I'm sorry to say that it is mostly the blacks.
- RB: Hello, I'm John Prescott, and I expect you're wondering why I'm naked.
- HD: I think our policies are best expressed...in song!
- JB: During the next three and a half hours...
- RB: Now, look. We all know we're not going to win...
- JO: Death to the west.
- HD: Let me tell you what the voices in my head are telling me.
Things You'd Never Hear a French Person Say
- FB: Of course, it looked hopeless, but we kept fighting.
- HD: I'd like a bottle of Burgundy and a Dairylea Dunker, please.
- AM: You're English. How nice to meet you.
- JB: J'aime beaucoup, Monsieur Jeremy Clarkson.
- FB: I've just bought a wonderful little holiday home in the south of Birmingham.
- JO: My favorite road? Well, that's got to be the A303. Nice, in many ways. It's quicker than the M4 and you get to go past Stonehenge. If you're going London to the west country, it's A303 for me every time. What a road. What a road.
- RB: And we throw that part of the animal away.
What the Voices in Tony Blair's Head Are Saying
- AM: You will obey! You will obey!
- FB: Keep smiling. (Have Gordon killed.) Keep smiling. (Have Gordon killed.)
- RB: Cherie, will you shut the fuck up?
- HD: Oh look, there's Cherie. That reminds me, I must post a letter.
- JO: I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny...
- JB: I wonder what John Prescott looks like in hot pants.
- HD: Mustn't get a stiffy.
- AM: Dammit! Got a stiffy.
- HD: Go on, lie. You got away with it last time.