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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fouth episode of the first series.

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Things a Wimbledon Commentator Would Never Say[]

  • AP: 40 - 37.
  • HD: Well, there is Sharapova, and I'm sure like me you long to have those long, moist Russian legs wrapped around your face?
  • DM: Is it just me, or are they just hitting it back and forth?
  • RB: How wonderful to see an all-British final.
  • HD: Well, there’s a ballboy who needs taming.
  • RB: Advantage Widdicombe.
  • HD: And as they come to the first, it's Barriseto followed by Red Rum.
  • FB: All this grunting is giving me the horn.
  • DM: In the women's game, why does the pretty one always lose to the moose?
  • AP: Goal!
  • HD: Now that one must be a man.

TV Shows That Never Made It To Air[]

  • FB: Hi, I'm Bill Oddie and this is Badger Cull Live. (mimes priming a pump shotgun)
  • HD: Complicated Financial Fraud, She Wrote.
  • FB: Terrorists Say the Funniest Things.
  • DM: Yes, it's Who Wants to be a Milliner.
  • RB: Police, Camera, Paperwork.
  • HD: Let's see if you can guess who it is in Lloyd Grossman's Through the Arsehole.
  • LS: Celebrity Love Island. Oh no, Christ, that really happened!
  • DM: Welcome to the first edition of I'm a Suicide Bomber, Get Me in There!
  • AP: You've Been Shot!

Unlikely Lines For the Queen To Include In Her Annual Message[]

  • FB: Some of my best friends are black.
  • HD: Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?
  • RB: Send your rebate or the corgi gets it.
  • FB: Aston schnitzel Heinz, meine Grüppenfuhrer!
  • LS: Look, we don't cost you 99p each! We don't cost you 79p each! I tell you what, I'm a fool to myself, but we cost you 61p each and for that I'll throw in Princess Michael of Kent! You can't say fairer than that!
  • HD: The Queen is brought to you by Powergen.
  • AP: So, there were these two nuns in the bath...
  • FB: Charles you'll have to prise my crown out of my cold dead hands.
  • HD: (singing) I'm a killer Queen!
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