FB: Hi, i'm Bill Oddie and this is badger cull live.
HD: Complicated Financial Fraud, she wrote.
FB: Terrorists say the funniest things.
DM: Yes, it's who wants to be a Millener.
RB: Police, Camera, Paperwork.
HD: Let's see if you can guess who it is in Lloyd Grossman's Through the Arsehole.
LS: Celebrity Love Island, oh Christ that actually happened.
DM: Welcome to the first edition of I'm a Suicide Bomber, Get me in there.
AP: You've been shot!
Unlikely Lines For the Queen To Include In Her Annual MessageEdit
FB: Some of my best friends are black.
HD: Have you been involved in an accident that wasn't your fault?
RB: Send your rebate or the corgi gets it.
FB: Aston schnitzel Heinz meine Grüppenfuhrer!
LS: Look, we don't cost you 99p each, we don't cost you 79p each, I tell you what a fool I am myself, but we cost you 61p each and for that I'll throw in Princess Michael, you can't say fairer than that.
HD: The Queen is brought to you by Powergen.
AP: So, there were these 2 nuns in the bath,
FB: Charles you'll have to prise my crown out of my cold dead hands.