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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the first series.

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Bad Things To Say On Stage At Live 8[]

  • FB: They've put a lovely spread on backstage - lobster, (starting to laugh) caviar...!
  • HD: Let's not cancel debt - let's consolidate it into one manageable loan.
  • RB: I'm Michael Howard, and this is my rap for Africa.
  • JB: Whingeing Africans, eh?
  • JO: Hands up who finds Fairtrade bananas a little dear?
  • DM: A lot of people complained that there are no ethnic minorities in this gig, but no, here they are - the Black and White Minstrel Show!

What the Voices In Prince Charles' Head Are Saying[]

  • FB: Charles, this is the plants. You've betrayed us again! We're going to kill your new wife too!
  • RB: If I really am the father... why is he so stupid?
  • DM: How much would it cost to turn Windsor Castle bouncy?
  • FB: Kill a swan - they can't touch you for it.
  • HD: The Nazi uniform, now that was funny.
  • FB: So what if she's your mother? Just press the pillow over her face and count to 100.

Inappropriate Things To Say On Winning Wimbledon[]

  • RB: Mr, Blair, this is for Iraq!
  • HD: 3 sets, no smell? That's Palmolive.
  • JO: Thanks very much, but I've actually come here to talk to you about Jesus.
  • JB: That nandrolone's great stuff, innit?
  • HD: This is fantastic; in some way, it compensates for my lost childhood, my dysfunctional family, and the fact I'm so stressed I haven't had a period for seven years!
  • DM: To be honest, I only won because I'm pissed!
  • RB: (using a deep voice) I'm delighted to have won... put all the drug rumours behind me, and I'd just like to thank my husband for sticking with me.
  • DM: It's been... everything's been amazing, apart from the crowd who are a bunch of arseholes, and I wish they'd stop trying to share in what is essentially my triumph.
  • FB: I just got a blowjob in the dressing room from a Womble!