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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Series 18
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Series 19
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the tenth episode of the tenth series.

Key[]

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • EB – Ed Byrne
  • CA – Chris Addison
  • MJ – Milton Jones
  • HW – Holly Walsh

Topics[]

Bad Things To Say In A Job Interview[]

AP - When I said I was a Yale student, I studied key-cutting at Mr. Minit.

HD - Why do I- we- I- we- I- we- want this job? Don't tell him- I have to.

CA - No, no, no, no. No, I applaud your policy of positive discrimination, and that's why I blacked up.

HW - Um, can I just check? This office is more than 50 metres from a school?

EB - What do you mean no experience? If being abducted by aliens isn't an experience, I don't know what is!

HD - Well, yes, I would make the perfect train driver. I'm always late and I (crying) break down really easily.

MJ - I think I make a very good diplomat. I'd like to live in Paris, with all the other Parasites.

AP - What do I see myself doing in 5 years time? Exactly the same, only on Dave!

CA - Thank you for seeing me, I hope you don't mind if I stay sat down for a moment, I've got a little erection bubbling away.

EB - NO! EMU! NO, EMU! NO! NO! NO!

HW - What can I bring to this job? How about the photocopier from my last office?

HD - Yes, well I'm, in spite of my lack of medical experience, I still think of... gynecology's a calling.

AP - What are my weaknesses? Fat birds.

Unlikely Things To Hear On A Consumer Programme[]

CA - This week on Watchdog, another shower of gullible twats ask us to make sense of their piss poor decision making.

AP - Welcome to Watchdog. Here's a dog.

HD - But when he asked the cold callers for their identification, they shot Mr. Bin Laden with an AK-47.

MJ - I would like to complain about the boomerang I bought. I threw it but it never came BACK! (falls on floor as if he got hit by something)

EB - This week, we investigate bikini waxing strips: Are they just a ripoff?

AP - Tonight, we're investigating fencing and why I got tickets for that instead of the 100-metres final, which was what I wanted.

CA - Many of you who have bought death stars have e-mailed us complaining about the security problems with one of the exhaust fans.

HW - Although Austin the butcher claims that his sausages are made of premium meat, we can reveal that's bollocks.

HD - The cruise had a 1940s theme and Tom and Vera were delighted, until they were sunk by a U-boat in the North Atlantic.

EB - (Northern accent) I didn't asked for it, didn't ordered it, got it even if I didn't want it, and doesn't even work. (Normal accent) We have some more views on the coalition after the break.

CA - What was sold as a vibrator is clearly just a taser with a stale sausage attached to it.

HD - But something was wrong with the car. The clock said 63,000 miles, while the milometer said quarter past three.

MJ - I would like to complain about the sushi restaurant at Gatwick Airport. There was nice big portions going round on the conveyor, but they do taste luggagey.

AP - Dear Watchdog, I'm extremely pissed off with this product. I bought Just For Men, my wife used it, and now, I am gay.

HD - Identity theft is on the increase. I'm Dara Ó Briain. We work, so he doesn't have to.

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