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Series 3
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
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New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the tenth series.

Key[]

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • SF - Stewart Francis
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • AV - Ava Vidal
  • SW - Seann Walsh

Topics[]

Unlikely Lines From a Superhero Film[]

SF - Worry not, Procrastination Man is here! Where is everybody? What's with all the blood? (whistles)

AP - Catwoman, what did I tell you about not shitting in next door's garden?

HD - I am Big Society Man! I could do it for you but I'd much rather you did it yourself.

CA - Prepare to meet a new breed of sex change superhero in the Ex-Men!

AV - Yes, I do believe a man can fly, but only if he's carrying under 100ml.

SF - I am Parking Review Man! Where's my cheque?

HD - (Walks up behind Stuart and smiles creepily at the camera).

CA - Wow, Iron Man, how did you get all the creases out?

SW - Just call the police.

AP - Is it a bird, is it a plane? Well if you don't know that, then what the hell are you doing in Air Traffic Control?

HD - What use is a spider's web against me! Duster Man and Hoover Boy!

CA - (As Christopher Biggins) Hello! I'm Batman Biggins!

AP - I'm sexist, I'm racist, and I drive like an arsehole. I am White Van Man!

SF - (To Dara) Do I, should

  • Dara - Yeah, yeah, do it
  • SF - THIS IS PART OF IT!
  • Dara - Oh shit!

Unlikely Things For a Continuity Announcer To Say[]

HD - And now to upset children everywhere, it's Peppa Pig... in pepper sauce.

CA - Oh God, oh, oh God, ohh, oh --- and Nigella will be back at the same time next week.

SF - Up next, Ryan Giggs appears on Footballers' Wives.

AP - Next up on Channel 4, live from Switzerland, it's Come Die With Me.

SW - And now for a special episode of Planet Earth where six chimpanzees will watch David Attenborough have sex.

HD - And now is the time I have to be extremely careful because the next programme is about Roald Dahl, genius behind Willy Wanker's choc... bollocks.

AV - Next on the History Channel, World War Two in Colour. Look away if you don't want to know how it ends.

AP - Just to clear up some confusion for our regular viewers, ITV2+1 is not the same as ITV3.

HD - First, though, there's a serial killer on the loose... in Balamory.

AP - If you've been affected by some of the issues in EastEnders, they must have been acting it better than they usually do!

SW - And now, Gordon Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares for the hard of hearing. (Quickly makes obscene gestures).

CA - You're watching the Dignitas Channel. For God's sake, don't press the red button!

AP - Next up, it's Bargain Hunt, which is also rhyming slang for the bloke who presents it.

HD - Right now, Kate Humble's in the lambing shed. Ohhhhhhhhh.

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