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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
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New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eighth episode of the tenth series.

Key[]

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • CD - Carl Donnelly
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • AV - Ava Vidal
  • MJ - Miles Jupp

Topics[]

Unlikely Lines From a Horror Film[]

AV - You've got a flat screen TV and brand new trainers. I know what you did last summer.

AP - AAAH! AAAAH! I'm sorry, it's just that you look nothing like your photo on Match.com.

MJ - Is there anybody there? Can you hear me? Is there anybody there? This is The Christian O'Connell Breakfast Show.

CD - (Zombie-like moaning) That was Mayor Boris Johnson with his official statement on the riots.

HD - Have you seen the traffic? It's a nightmare on Elm Street.

CA - And now, Alan Bennett's long awaited remake of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Nantwich Leafblower Kerfuffle.

HD - What do you want? What do you want? No! I'm not paying too much for my car insurance.

AV - I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti. So I gave Mark's dinner party an 8.

CD - Do you like scary movies Sidney? Oh sorry, is Sidney there, please?

AP - If you don't keep up payments to your exorcist, there's a danger your home may become repossessed.

CA - Ha! Joke's on you Dracula, I've got AIDS.

MJ - I ate his liver with some jelly beans and a nice Um Bongo.

AP - I've seen the ring! I wish that builder would pull his trousers up!

HD - I don't have to listen to you, you're just a puppet. If you don't shut up, I'm going to put you back in you box, Mr. Clegg.

MJ - I'm afraid he's been bitten by George Michael. He's turned into a Whampire.

Commercials that Never Made it to Air[]

MJ - Have you got a WKD side? Then you're a prick.

CA - Take two bottles into the shower? Not anymore, I've got a proper dildo.

AP - JD Sports: 2000 looters can't be wrong.

CA - Do you suffer from dull, lifeless hair? Don't worry, Andy Parsons will buy it off you.

HD - With ABS, sat-nav and airbags, this may be the most advanced condom you'll ever buy.

AP - How much did you say you earned for those Direct Line car insurance adverts? Well, people deserve to hear about this! Honk! Honk! Honk! Honk!

HD - Dara O Briain: We work, so he doesn't have to.

MJ - Cash for Cash: Send us your cash in an envelope, and we'll send it back minus commission.

CD - Every year, thousands of bears are captured, tortured, and forced to dance in front of crowds of cheering people. Call 0845 now for ticket hotline.

AP - Ash for Cash: Put your cremated relatives in an envelope...

HD - Got that bloated feeling? My uncle had that, he was dead in a week.

AP - Smash for Cash: Put in mashed potato in an envelope...

AV - Don't just book it, Thomas Cook it. Dignitas in Switzerland.

HD - Why have we got barbecues at low, low prices? Because the summer's been shit and no one's brought them!

MJ - At the Dogs Trust, we never put down a healthy dog. But the minute one coughs, it's in the Thames.

CA - Do you suffer from unsightly chest hair? Should've gone to Pecshavers.

MJ - Lynx: Come on virgins, wash your cocks.

AP - (waits while audience keeps laughing, looks around, then shrugs and walks off)

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