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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Series 13
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New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fourth episode of the eleventh series.

Key[]

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • MJ - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • AV - Ava Vidal
  • MW - Mark Watson

Topics[]

Unlikely Things to Hear at Wimbledon[]

AP - Due to Mock the Week overrunning, footage from Centre Court has now been cancelled.

HD - It's out again. Bigger shorts, that's what he needs.

CA - Well, that is an incredibly strong backhand, but he did tell the ball boy he wanted the water ice cold.

MJ - (Crouching down) Welcome to Centre Court. They've just closed the roof, and it's a lot lower than we thought...

AV - There appears to be a lot of grunting in this women's match, and if the man at the back doesn't stop it, we're going to have to ask him to leave.

HD - So, that rain delay was slightly longer than we were hoping. It's now mid-August.

MW - So Venus and Serena, the old rivals meet again, and it's the eternal question: Which one would you do?

HD - So, 15-40, the last time someone British won here.

AP - And it's the Russian favourite Novoking Gints against the British number 3, Absolutely Novoking Gints.

HD - Well, he's very lucky to get to love 40. I've only loved 5 and I had to pay 3 of them.

MJ - Of course, they start training tennis umpires at a very young age, and there they are, sitting in their high chairs, shouting "Juice! Juice!"

AP - And play has been interrupted as two players have walked onto the court, saying they've got it booked from four, and it's now five past.

CA - And if we have a look at his follow through, we can see he shouldn't have worn white shorts.

AP - The doubles have proved great entertainment today. I've had 10 of them, and let me tell you, Sue Barker is looking absolutely gorgeous.

Things You Wouldn't Hear on a Consumer Programme[]

AP - On Watchdog tonight, Anne Robinson has had a seizure, but you won't be able to tell.

MJ - Dear Watchdog, these sausages are inedible. I don't know what it is, they look like someone off the telly.

HD - The patio had been badly laid, and three weeks later, the body popped up again.

CA - My loft has recently been converted. It is now Muslim, and won't let me in unless I take my shoes off.

AV - You can invest your money in a high interest ISA, or you can blow the lot on cocaine. Come on man, you used to be fun, what's wrong with you?

AP - Tonight, we're investigating United Dairies, R. White's and Cadbury's in a feature we're calling "Milk, Milk, Lemonade, 'Round The Corner, Chocolate's Made".

CA - Where are the best places to watch other people having sex? We'll find out tonight on Watchdogging.

MW - And the moral of the story, even if it's called "crazy golf", don't have your willy out. Good night.

AP - This secret camera we're using is really really tiny, which is lucky because that rogue builder is about to shove it up my arse.

HD - He paid for the house to be pebble dashed, but the technique wasn't quite what he expected.

MJ - The doctor said I could have up to 20 units a week, but now I've eaten half my kitchen.

HD - We tested this dishwasher against this dishwasher, and the Filipino was better.

CA - Not only would the toilet not flush, but I am now banned from IKEA.

MJ - If it sounds too good to be true, and it looks too good to be true, then it's magic!

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