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Series 9
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Series 19
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the seventh episode of the eleventh series.

Key[]

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • SF – Stewart Francis
  • CA – Chris Addison
  • AO – Andi Osho
  • AC – Alun Cochrane

Topics[]

Rejected Questions From This Year's Exams[]

AP - If sin A/A = sin B/B = sin C/C, what are chances that you're ever going to use them in your sodding adult life?

HD - According to Germany, how much is Greece worth? 1 mark.

CA - Exam board of Zaragoza: Paint Jesus.

AO - Jonathan is a Nigerian prince. What are your credit card details?

AC - Three girls in this hall are pregnant. Who's the daddy?

AP - Compare the following: A) The market. B) The meerkat.

HD - Heat the crystals until they produce a vapour. Inhale. The exam seems easier now, doesn't it?

SF - Without swearing, describe Peter Andre.

CA - Mental arithmetic: Count up the voices in your head.

AP - Using the paper provided, roll a joint and pass it round.

SF - Does this look infected?

HD - In the recent Olympics, Great Britain won three times as many gold medals as Australia. That's not a question, just a statement.

AO - One Direction are incredibly popular. Explain.

CA - Sport: How do spell "Akabussi"? Is it A-ca-b-oo-c, yes or no?

AC - If Steve eats 2 apples, an orange, and a banana, why is he such a fat fucker?

Things You Didn't Hear At The Olympics[]

SF - And that's yet another gold medal for Ireland.

  • Dara: One thing I grew tired of was the Canadian national anthem...

HD - Well, there's Prince Harry in the crowd. I would recognise those buttocks anywhere.

CA - Well, what an opening ceremony! James Bond, Harry Potter, Mary Poppins, showing the world that the greatest Britons are fictional.

AP - Sweltering conditions at the lady's beach volleyball final, but still those 4 blokes at the front row haven't taken their coats off.

AO - (drumrolls) TA-DA!

CA - (quietly) And that's the starting pistol, and they're running. They finished. To be honest, I usually do the snooker.

AP - Welcome to Greco-Roman wrestling, where a man from Greece and a man from Italy wrestle each other for the one euro coin they found on the floor.

HD - Clare Balding there, but very slowly, and she's still got more hair than Colin Jackson.

AC - And the long jumper from Sierra Leone there, raking the sand for landmines.

AO - You've got to admit, he's pretty fast for a white guy.

HD - Well, let's look at the 400-meter hurdles. Those are very big hurdles.

AP - And the winner is jumping up and down with delight, which will probably see them disqualified from the wheelchair marathon.

HD - Well, it's the treble, it's the three he wanted. Usain Bolt has really enjoyed his night with the Swedish women's handball team.

AP - And next up, it's the dressage, or as it's properly known, "Riverdance for horses."

AC - And now, it's time for the clean and jerk, and clean again with an old sock.

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