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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Series 13
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New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the twelfth series.

Key[]

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • CA - Chris Addison
  • MJ - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • KR - Katherine Ryan
  • JW - Josh Widdicombe

Topics[]

Unlikely Things To Hear In A Cosmetics Commercial[]

JW - Do you want tighter, smoother skin? Why not try getting fat?

HD - For a rich, all-over tan, get into a bath David Dickinson's just got out of.

AP - Do you suffer from low self-esteem, feel like a failure, think you can't go on? Then take 200 Nurofen. That should do the trick.

CA - Maybe she's born with it. Maybe she got it off that guy in Ibiza.

MJ - Now Daphne here's wearing a lot of concealer... Daphne?

KR - What's my secret? I murdered my first husband.

AP - Want thicker, fuller lips? Then try telling a nightclub bouncer he's a twat to his face.

HD - Clinique: 'Cause "clinic" reminds you of chlamydia and stuff.

MJ - (Imitates putting on mascara) This eyeliner really works (Imitates licking a brush) and it tastes good too. That's why we call it "Chicken Tikka Mascara."

JW - I'm Dean Gaffney, and I'm worth it.

KR - We don't test any of our products on animals. We use Filipino children.

AP - Is your man hairy all over? Then why not try "Head, Shoulders Knees and Toes"?

HD - New anti-wrinkle cream for men. My scrotum has never felt so smooth.

AP - For the most relaxing bubble bath imaginable, why not have a little cheeky wank when you're in there?

JW - Do you dream of longer, fuller lashes? Then you should try re-evaluating your priorities!

CA - Sweaty from the tube, frizzy hair from the rain, black snot: she's got the London look.

HD - Three steps to a better skin: No crisps, no chips, no burgers.

Unlikely Things To Hear On Dr Who[]

AP - When I was giving you a quote as your cleaner, Doctor, I was giving you a quote from the outside.

HD - There isn't going to be a new doctor, I'm being replaced by a helpline.

MJ - That is the last time we park the TARDIS outside the Portaloos at Glastonbury!

CA - Davros we meet again. Oh: Lord Sugar, I'm so sorry

KR - Hey, saw you across the TARDIS and I think I regenerated in my pants.

HD - (as a Dalek) Doctor, Doctor, you must help me. I think I'm a pair of curtains.

CA - Tragic news about the Ood. There's been a flood, they tried to escape into the wood, but it didn't do any good, and now they're all dood.

MJ - No, I'm the doctor who works for the World Health Organisation.

CA - Yes, I mainly hang around young women. Yes, I was on television in the 1970s. Where are you going with this?

HD - You've got to believe me, Clara, this is our best chance. Now unzip my flies and I'll explain later.

AP - Let's go forward in time by an hour, then we get a quid off the pizza.

JW - Now the first thing to remember on Planet Xenon is turn off data roaming.

MJ - We are ten million years in the future. H. G. Wells has just got married.

CA - (Imitating Dalek voice) You are the doctor. I am the tracheotomy patient.

AP - I am the doctor, I am 1200 years old. And this is my assistant who's 27.

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