- HD - Hugh Dennis
- EB - Ed Byrne
- MJ - Milton Jones
- AP - Andy Parsons
- HW - Holly Walsh
- HC - Hal Cruttenden
Lines You Wouldn't Hear In A Blockbuster Film Edit
HC - My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. Please leave a message after the tone.
EB - You're going straight to hell. Think you're going straight-to-DVD, mate.
HD - OK, Iron Man, you win. You do the ironing.
HW - Is it a bird? Yes.
AP - Lord Of The Rings, UK Version: People come from the shires to go on a very long journey on the Northern Line to Morden. And when they get there, it's shit.
MJ - If you push George W. Bush into that bath of concrete, that sets a very bad president.
HD - Don't take me on. I am Wolverine, and these are my friends, Jolene, Windolene and trampoline.
AP - Gollum, that's not the ring I was referring to. Would you please get your finger out of my precious?
EB - Sh-Should we just check that Bond is dead before we continue with the plan?
HW - God, Jerry McGuire, you had me at "Get in the van."
AP - Yoda, have you ever been tested for dyslexia?
MJ - If I come back in another life as a disposable razor, I'll be BIC.
HD - There's something in the tractor beam, Ed.
Unlikely Things For Andy Murray To Think Edit
HD - I need this championship point. I could really do with a poo.
EB - Well at least now I've won Wimbledon, they'll stop making fun of me on television.
AP - Oi Tim, look what I've just won. Waaaay
HC - I wonder if my mum's watching today. Of course it is, she's always watching.
HD - I could break his serve, or I could break his fucking legs.
MJ - (Bad Scottish accent) I remember when I used to train...
Dara: What is that? He's in the room.
MJ - (Normal voice) So.. (Bad Scottish accent) I remember when I used to.... train in Scotland. I was a lot more unhealthier. I used to serve with a potato instead of a ball so I could have lots of chips afterwards.
HC - I wonder if Kim really likes tennis.
EB - I wish Kim'd shut up. Oh, Ed Byrne, he's so funny, so good looking...
HW - When are Athena going to make a poster of me scratching my arse?
MJ - Why do I spend my life trying to hit the fuzzy green apple with a snowshoe?
HD - God, it's great having an enormous penis.
AP - I think I just saw Ivan lendl raise his eyebrow. That means he's just ejaculated.
HD - Wimbledon's all very well. I wish I was playing Farming Simulator.
EB - Venus has the arse, Serena's got the tits. (nods head)