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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the Christmas special episode of the thirteenth series.

Key[]

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • EB - Ed Byrne
  • JA - James Acaster
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • SP - Sara Pascoe
  • JW - Josh Widdicombe

Topics[]

Unlikely things to hear at Christmas[]

EB - I've burned the turkey and I'm shagging your brother. I'm joking, the turkey's fine.

AP - Come and have a look at my yule log. That is definitely gonna need two flushes.

HD - (in a drunken voice) So if the turkey is sitting in granny's seat, what did I put in the oven... and where did I shove that stuffing?

SP - Dad, you don't need to get me a present, they've cut death taxes.

JA - Yeah, Pau,l remember that couple we put up in the manger who gave birth to the messiah? They've destroyed us on TripAdvisor.

AP - No daddy, Santa Claus is definitely giving me that gun I wanted for Christmas, 'cause when I sat on his lap I could feel it in his pocket.

JW - And Santa was particularly nervous as he approached the chimney of the Pistorius residence.

AP - I don't know what happened. The puppy was alive when I wrapped it!

HD - I've got you two things for Christmas, darling: A new life insurance policy and this. Don't open it until I'm a long way away.

JA - Well, A, that's your Christmas and birthday present and B, yeah I've just gaffer taped a birthday cake to a Christmas wreath. Merry Birthmas!

EB - Now, Granny, we don't call them that anymore. Oh sorry! Yeah, I'll have some eggnog.

HD - Yes, we're having turkey with all the trimmings from your father's beard.

EB - No, I'm not saying you haven't made an effort. I'm just saying I didn't realise Pot Noodle did a turkey flavour.

JW - Ah, I knew they cared. They've sent me an e-card!

HD - I understand you do Fairtrade presents. I'd like to swap my wife for an iPhone 6.

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