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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Series 13
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the thirteenth series.

Key[]

  • HD – Hugh Dennis
  • AP – Andy Parsons
  • MJ – Milton Jones
  • EB – Ed Byrne
  • RR – Romesh Ranganathan
  • KR – Katherine Ryan

Topics[]

Things You Wouldn't Hear During An Election Campaign[]

KR - I know we didn't follow through on all that bollocks we said before, but this time we really mean it!

AP - We in the Green Party think we had a cracking election. Nobody's voted for us, but they've put all of the electoral literature for us in the correct recycling bin!

MJ - We will get rid of obesity by making the doors to chip shops really narrow.

EB - I visited a factory today, and a man let me ride on a forklift. It was good.

KR - We are not a racist party, though we are throwing a racist party tonight for Nigel's birthday.

MJ - Farage, this is my bunk mate. UKIP on the top bunk.

AP - For goodness sake, Boris, when we said "Press the flesh with the electorate," we meant shake hands!

RR - I'll probably gonna vote for Lib Dem.

EB - I think the best way for me to explain why you should vote for Conservatives, is with this rap *snaps fingers*

HD - Nick Clegg has demanded a recount. Here we go... one. Happy now?

RR - The public have spoken, and they said I'm a knob.

HD - We will shorten the waiting list for eye operations by building hospitals on the far side of busy roads.

RR - We plan to the replace the glass ceiling for women with something much easier to clean.

Unlikely Film Trailers[]

HD - (deep voice) One man, fights his greatest peril: Laryngitis.

MJ - Troy. Certificate 15. If you're too young, why don't you make a giant wooden adult...?

AP - Jennifer Aniston and Adam Sandler, in... well, it doesn't matter, it's going to be shit anyway.

RR - A UKIP film presentation: 101 Damned Asians.

KR - Tom Cruise in the most ludicrous Sci-Fi thriller yet: A scientology documentary.

EB - This summer, Russell Crowe is... punching people... randomly in... the face!

MJ - From the makers of Cockaone... (caws) Cockatoo.

KR - Do you wanna build a snowman? Do you want to have the words to "Let It Go" in your head all the time until you die? Then come see Frozen. I dare you!

EB - Thor. You'd be amazed at how many problems can be solved by a big man with a massive hammer.

HD - I Can't Read Productions presents Salmon Fishing In The Semen... Yemen!

MJ - Look! An ancient African city. From the makers of Timbuk One...

RR - Russell Crowe stars as Bob Marley. The accent's so offensive, you won't even care he blacked up.

AP - No, this isn't The Day the Earth Stood Still. It's just that you're in Norfolk.

EB - Tom Cruise! Explosions! A flash of boob! That will do ya.

AP - Despicable Me 3, now starring as the arch-villain Gru, Dara O'Briain.

MJ - It looks like a runner bean, only smaller. From the makers of Mange One...

HD - "I only told you to blow the bloody door off!" In cinemas now, The Oscar Pistorius Story.

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