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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eleventh episode of the thirteenth series.

Key[]

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • EB - Ed Byrne
  • MJ - Milton Jones
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • ZL - Zoe Lyons
  • RB - Rob Beckett

Topics[]

Things You Wouldn't Hear At A Party Conference[]

AP - Wilkommen, Bienvenue, Welcome, to the UKIP party conference.

HD - The leader's speech will be signed for the hard-of-hearing (pulls long nose, yawns, shakes fist)

RB - Welcome to the UKIP party conference. We've picked the most British place we could find. Welcome to Benidorm!

EB - And the good news is, the polling date is in, and we are just ahead of "Others".

MJ - Good news if you're a small mother. We are going to raise the mini-mum wage!

ZL - Ladies and gentlemen, please be upstanding and welcome your new leader of the UKIP party, it's Mrs. Chowdry and her wife, Paula.

EB - Fellow members of UKIP, I think it is safe to say judging by the amount of Eastern Europeans working in the kitchen here that the soup we had for lunch was mainly piss.

AP - As the Lib-Dem leader I say to you: go back to your constituencies and prepare your CVs.

MJ - Let me say quite categorically that this party is (flips coin) in favour of nuclear power.

EB - Welcome Liberal Democrats. The theme of the conference this year: "Why are we bothering?"

RB - Please welcome to the stage your new Prime Minister, Mel B.

HD - And for the last time, for the last time can I assure you that the NHS is safe in our blood-stained money-grabbing hands.

Unlikely Things To Hear On Daytime TV[]

MJ - Good night.

ZL - Well welcome back to Dutch daytime TV, next up it's Hash in the Attic.

RB - Hello and welcome to The Chase. (Runs towards camera)

EB - Good evening--- sorry, good afternoon, forgot how badly my career was going there.

HD - Today on 60 Minute Makeover, David Dickinson gets resprayed with creosote again.

AP - Thank you for watching This Morning. Now put down the vodka, get dressed, and go to work.

MJ - Today on Jeremy Kyle, Jayden will be asking Mustafa... No I'd better not do that one now.

AP - Today's episode of Jeremy Kyle has just been cancelled.

MJ - Today on Jeremy Kyle, Jayden will be asking Spencer why he won't read his research paper on neutron decay in lithium isotopes. That was worth it.

AP - Today on Jeremy Kyle, Jayden will be asking Spencer where is Mustafa.

RB - Hello and welcome to Who Do You Think You Are? How Dare You! I Don't Care If You're A 70s DJ!

ZL - Welcome back. Well, we'll see if the police catch them before they actually hand over the drugs. Yes, it's Deal Or No Deal.

RB - Susan asked for a distressed look in her front room, so we told her her cat had been run over.

EB - Your watching More4 next up... (pause) I'm going to go with Come Dine With Me.

HD - The next programme has been sponsored by Dignitas: Come Die With Me.

EB - And next I'm going to be reading out some of your texts and E-mails. That's what you get for not locking your phone.

HD - Due to a misunderstanding, Flog It: Saudi Arabia has been cancelled.

MJ - Hello and welcome to Loose Women. (loosens body and walks back to place)

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