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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
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New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fourth episode of the thirteenth series.

Key[]

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • RR - Romesh Ranganathan
  • HC - Hal Cruttenden
  • AP - Andy Parsons
  • SC - Susan Calman
  • RB - Rob Beckett

Topics[]

Things A Sports Commentator Would Never Say[]

AP - Apologies. The sport you are watching is apparently squash, and not as I said earlier, "tennis in prison."

HD - Oh, I am sorry. You don't need a lip reader to see what he said after that challenge. He said "Fuck off!"

SC - 180! This man is rubbish at golf.

HC - Ne-ow. Ne-ow. Ne-ow. He's clearly hurt his knee.

RB - Italy have had three shots in the second half: Tetanus, rabies, and hepatitis.

RR - And here come the cocks-less four, so the women's doubles can begin.

HD - And as we wait for the final of the Butterfly, it's hard to believe that just yesterday all these competitors were still caterpillars.

AP - And there's a new event here at the Commonwealth Games in Glasgow. Yes, get ready for Shouting At Your Own Reflection In A Shop Window.

RB - Wow, unbelievable service! Three full bars on T-Mobile!

HC - And there's been a nasty clash in the Nigeria - Brazil game" Lime green with yellow. (groans)

AP - For those of you who want to watch the equestrian events, get your butler to press the red button now.

HD - (German accent) Welcome to the Nazi pro-am golf tournament. Hitler, as usual, is in ze bunker.

RB - Wayne Rooney has managed the full 90. Previously his eldest was 76.

SC - And the queen takes the bishop. This is turning out to be quite the royal wedding.

HC - And Suarez is being substituted. He's not injured, he's just full.

RR - What an incredible back-hand there from the Qatari President.

Unlikely Lines From A Thriller[]

HC - We meet at last Mr Bond. I'm from the Child Support Agency.

RR - I will look for you, I will find you, and when I do, you count to ten and try and find me.

RB - The story about the man that was killed getting a blow job: Die Hard.

HD - I have your wife. And unless you give me $15,000,000 I will give her back to you.

SC - Someone in here is the killer. Is it John? Is it Sally? Or is it that massive bear?

RB - (Rubs finger in mouth) Yeah, it's definitely semen.

HD - Okay, let me talk to the Navy seals. (makes seal noise)

SC - They were strangers on a train and they remained that way because they were British.

RB - Um, the cause of death is unknown but his last words were "PARACHUTES ARE FOR PUSSIES!"

AP - There's a mole in our organisation. Toad, Ratty, Badger, any idea who it might be?

HD - You are too late. Too late, look at the timer. In 15 seconds, my ready meal will be ready.

HC - Say hello to my little friend, Alan! "Hello"

AP - The truth? You can't handle the truth! So thank you for signing up to the Mail Online website.

RR - And that was the horrible moment that the comedian realised it wasn't a good thing to look like an Asian Rolf Harris.

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