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tenth episode of the fourteenth series.

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Unlikely Things For A Sports Commentator To Say Edit

  • AP - And that’s a wonderful slice of hand from the Welsh fly-half. He’s picked up the loose ball, he’s tucked it back into his shorts, and nobody seems to have noticed.
  • HD - I can see Nico Rosberg’s helmet!
  • JA - Apologies, after 15 years in this job, I’ve just been told it’s not pronounced “Croqwet”.
  • RB - And after that victory, there will be dancing on the street of Samoa tonight!
  • HD - 100 metres in 4 hours, 26 minutes, and that is metre reading at its very best!
  • JW - Now, Garry Kasparov, he’s going to remove his porn, and he’s done it just in time, his wife’s home, but he’s got it under the bat!
  • JA - Welcome to beach volleyball, the players are currently getting changed into their kits, while their mums hold up a towel in front of them.
  • RB - And Shane Warne will be laughing on the other side of his face after that surgery.
  • AP - I would like to apologise, what you are watching is in fact, judo, and not as I said earlier, Timed pyjama cuddling.
  • ET - Now, this will be easy for Rory Mcllroy, aw, how has he done that? All he had to do was say “Get a Santander 123 Current Account”!
  • JW - Kasparov toying with his bishop, and oh, his wife’s home, she’s caught him!
  • JA - Ha! That pot was remarkable, but now, I’ve got a major case of the munchies.
  • JW - We’d just like to refuse the idea that the BBC has lost coverage of all good sports. We now cross to a girl playing noughts and crosses against a clown.
  • ET - What a thrilling cricket match!
  • HD - LEFT HAND, BIG RIGHT HAND, RIGHT HAND AGAIN, BIG LEFT HAND... Why has no one put these gloves in pairs!?
  • RB - What the fuck is a furlong?

Unlikely Things For A Continuity Announcer To Say Edit

  • AP - On ITV2 next, What Katie Did Next, which I guess is get her tits out and marry a thick prick for publicity purposes.
  • HD - I can see you.
  • ET - A very special episode of Songs Of Praise now, coming live from Stringfellows.
  • JW - That was Game Of Thrones, and if you’ve been affected by some of the issues raised in that show, what the fuck is wrong with your family?
  • HD - Is masturbation bad for you? That’s not the next programme, I’m just thinking aloud.
  • RB - Next up, Baking and Entering with Anthony Worrall Thompson.
  • JW - Next up, Ross Kemp meets one of America’s toughest gangs, but before that, a minute’s silence for Ross Kemp.
  • JA - NO! ARGH! Some bullshit! I hate it when the Eggheads win!
  • ET - Now on Channel 4, One Born Every Minute, including graphic scenes of childbirth that some viewers may find inspiration to get a coil.
  • HD - And now on Channel 4, Skins... foreskins.
  • AP - Next up on Channel 4 minus 2 divided by 3, Countdown.
  • RB - Next up, we have literally the only episode of Top Of The Pops 2 we’re allowed to show.
  • JA - That was Mock The Week. Wasn’t it weird one of them said the exact same thing I’m saying right now? Still, talented fella.
  • JW - Next up on BBC One... wait a minute, there’s hippos swimming in a circle, what? And why are we watching Homes Under The Hammer!?
  • JA - Now, it’s one of those The X Factor episodes where they sing next to a swimming pool, I presume to prepare them for a life singing on cruise ships.
  • AP - You’re watching The Adult Channel +1, because that Viagra was taking a while to kick in.
  • HD - Well, next up, it’s Midlands Today, so if you’re watching in the Orkneys, you can fuck off.
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