Editing Scenes We'd Like To See: Series 14, Episode 1

{{SWLTS}}The following is a guide to the '''[[Scenes We'd Like To See]]''' topics and suggestions made in the [[Series 14, Episode 1|first]] episode of the fourteenth series.
== Key ==
* '''HD''' - Hugh Dennis
* '''AP''' - Andy Parsons
* '''KR''' - Katherine Ryan
* '''MF''' - Matt Forde
* '''JA''' - James Acaster
* '''JW''' - Josh Widdicombe

== Topics ==

=== Commercials That Never Made It To Air ===
'''HD''' - Fungal foot problem? Urgh.

'''AP''' - Have you been injured in an accident that wasn't your fault? Of course you have, because that is a definition of an accident.

'''KR''' - FIFA Summer sofa sale! Total office clearout! Bribe now, pay later!

'''JW''' - Andrex: 'Cause who wouldn't wipe their arse with a puppy?

'''HD''' - Carlsberg don't do your girlfriend. But I have. ''(winks)''

'''JA''' - WADAAAAA!!! Yea, mate. I got some bad news about your dad...

'''KR''' - Why pay more for ratchet triffling-assed pilots, when you can get where you're going on easyJet? A basic bitch will get you there.

'''HD''' - We call it a Happy Meal. The cow we killed wasn't too chuffed, though.

'''AP''' - Waitrose: 2 for the price of 3.

'''MF''' - We had debts all over the place, but Wonga took all those debts and put them into one simple loan. They also took our house. 

'''JW''' - Are your vet's bills getting on top of you? Then why not try Dognatas?

'''JA''' - Wanna save money on biscuits? Easy, give blood.

'''AP''' - From Laboratoires Garnier Paris, because if we said it was “From Unit 5 of a Luton industrial estate”, you wouldn’t buy it, would you?  

'''JW''' - Struggling to sleep? Then why not try 10 cans of Stella?

'''AP''' - Did you mistake your girlfriend for a burglar on Valentine's Day? Then you need to go to Specsavers.

'''HD''' - I can't breathe! I can't breathe! The Lynx Effect.

'''JA''' - That one's accent is a bit more racist than that one's accent. There you go. I just compared the meerkats.
===Lines You Wouldn't Hear In A Sci-Fi Movie===
'''JW''' - Hi, is that NHS direct? Yeah, I've a bit of temperature, and I've got an alien coming out of my stomach. Two paracetamol, okay.

'''HD''' - Ok, Mr Sulu, set course for the fourth quadrant of the Orion Nebula. I think there's a Nando's there.

'''MF''' - We're sorry to announce that there is a replacement beam down service this weekend, between the ship and Planet Splooge.

'''JA''' - You've got to imagine this in Scottish accent. "This is our Independence Day!" There you go.

'''AP''' - They've abducted us, and took us to their spacecraft, and explored our bodies with strange probes. I'll be honest, it was the best stag night I've ever been on.

'''KR''' - This man can now reach the full potential of his mind. Joey, Joey, wake up, wake up! You can tie your shoes. Reem.

'''AP''' - What the people don't know, Captain Kirk, is when I do that V thing, that means in Vulcan "I've had your mum."

'''HD''' - I think this time tunnel is broken. We've gone a thousand years into the future and Bruce Forsyth is still working!

'''JW''' - If you take the red pill, you will enter the Matrix. If you take the blue pill, you'll have a boner for 7 hours.

'''JA''' - This is it. The machines have taken over. #Apocalypse

'''MF''' - Yeah. Better look at it, mate. The problem is your nano booster is shot and your warp drive is fucked. 

'''HD''' - Our planet is dying. We seek a new home. Which of you is Phil and which of you is Kirstie?

'''KR''' - (exhausted) The dinosaurs are killing everyone. Why do we keep reopening this park? Who keeps giving us public liability insurance?

'''JW''' - So the plan is, you get into the time machine, go back in time, and cock block Hitler's dad.

'''JA''' - Phone home. "Phoning Joan". No, phone home.
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