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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the sixth episode of the fourteenth series.

Key Edit

  • HD - Hugh Dennis
  • EB - Ed Byrne
  • RB - Rob Beckett
  • EG - Ed Gamble
  • SP - Sara Pascoe
  • RR - Romesh Ranganathan

Topics Edit

Unlikely Lines From A Blockbuster Movie Edit

HD - I cannae hold it captain, I cannae hold--- oh, no, I'll put it in the cupholder until she cools down.

RB - Luke, I am your father...I think. Your mum went through about three Stormtroopers before me.

EB - Good news, Lord Vader: the Rebels have voted 55 to 45 to stay within the Empire.

EG - I am Thor, protector of Asgard, God of Thunder, and I have lost my hammer. Pray tell, where in this Wickes can I buy a new one?

RR - Nobody puts baby in a coma.

SP - Is it raining? I hadn't noticed. And now over to Stewart with the sports.

HD - You're right Frodo, this is an unexpected journey. We're on a replacement bus service.

EB - You know what, I never liked Private Ryan. I say "Fuck him."

RB - In a dystopian future, one lone man emerges, intent on destruction. For more on the budget, tune in to News Eye at 10.

RR - Say hello to my little friend! This is Warwick Davies.

EG - I see dead people... all the time, I work at Dignitas.

SP - In all the Wetherspoons in all the world, he had to walk into mine. Tall fella, answered to the name of Dara, said I'd recognize him from the back of a Megabus.

HD - This is the furthest outreaches of the universe, Alpha Centauri. How did they get to host the World Cup?

RR - Are you lookin' at me? Are you lookin' at me? It's just very difficult to tell, you've got a lazy eye.

RB - I'm afraid it's bad news, Dumbledore: the Ofsted inspectors have arrived.

EG - They brought the dinosaurs back to life. Welcome to the Best Exotic Marigold Hotel.

EB - What's wrong, Batman? Umm, well Robin's dead. Catwoman just dragged him in and tore his guts out. It still at the foot of me bed.

HD - Ant-Man... It's me, Dec Man!

Unlikely Things To Hear On A Travel ProgrammeEdit

HD - Look at these wide, sandy beaches, fantastic. And we're almost certain the Ebola has now gone.

RR - And the most wonderful thing about a trip to China is you get the opportunity to meet the child that made your trousers. Yeah, I said it!

RB - Southend is a lot like Las Vegas: it's the only other place in the world where you can pay for sex with chips.

HD - This is Taiwan. I've given him a number because I can't pronounce his name properly.

EG - I'm Danny Dyer, and welcome to Italy's Quaintest Vineyards.

SP - Now, if you are traveling to America, remember to pack some anti-sickness tablets, because this is where Piers Morgan lives.

EB - Running, cycling, rock climbing: you'll do anything to get out of this shithole.

RR - The accomodation, the weather, the food, all of these wonderful things help you to forget how smelly the locals are. Yeah, I said it!

HD - Today, we've got a flavor of Thailand with just a little bit of Iraq. I'm in a branch of Tie Rack.

EB - This week I'm in Kyrgyzstan, answering your questions, like "How do you spell it?" and "Where the fuck is it?"

SP - So here we are in Lewisham. Now it is a very impoverished area, but there's a lot to see and do, if what you like seeing and doing is crime.

EG - This truly is the best way to see Portsmouth: while looking at a picture of it when you're in Paris.

HD - I'm almost certain my producer has got this wrong. I'm on a train to Leyton with a load of football fans. This is the Orient Express. 

RB - Something about travel. Yeah, I said it! 

HD - This is Keflavik, one of Iceland's oldest geezers. You all right, mate?

RB - When you arrive, why not try island hopping? Or as it's also known, Riverdance.

EG - When you travel, it's important to immerse yourself in the culture. So here I am in Mali being fingered outside the Lamb and Flag.

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