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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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The following is a guide to Scenes We'd Like To See suggestions made in Series 15, Episode 4.

Key Edit

RB: Rob Beckett

ZL: Zoe Lyons

RJ: Rhys James

HD: Hugh Dennis

EG: Ed Gamble

GD: Gary Delaney

Topics Edit

Unlikely Film Trailers Edit

ZL- Referendum 2: We'll Keep Doing It Until We Get The Result We Like.

RB- From the director of Batman vs. Superman: A heartfelt letter of apology for wasting our time.

EG- Tantric Sex, The Movie: Not coming soon.

RJ- The new, all-female Ghostbusters. The CGI looks amazing because we saved 30% on actors' wages.

HD- Sepp Blatter and Donald Trump star in Despicable? Me, Too.

GD- Thanks to a misfortunate typo, it's the most one-sided action film ever: Alan vs. Predator.

ZL- Just when you thought the service couldn't be any more appalling, Southern Rail present Snakes On A Train!

HD- The Avengers go to prison. They should have asked the Age of Ultron.

RB- The greatest trick the Devil ever played was charging nine quid for Fanta and popcorn. It's a fucking lot, isn't it?

EG- In his most important role to date, Danny Dyer is Emeline Pankhurst. (as Danny Dyer) Me and the wrestlings tarts is pissed off!

HD- The sequel you hoped they would never make. The Martian 2: 101 Dull Martians.

RB- One man stays alone. It's Labour: The Film.

RJ- It's the autoerotic asphyxiation thriller: Die Hard!

GD- Fifty Shades of Gray: The heartwarming story of a vajazzler in an old folks' home.

EG- In a land where nothing costs more than a pound... it's Poundland.

ZL- Referendum 4: Now Ant Wants To Leave Dec!

HD- Michael Gove is David Cameron's best buddy in Quentin Tarantino's The Hateful Mate.

GD- Harrison Ford is 73 and he's back in Indiana Jones And The Tricky Patch Of Ice Outside The Post Office.

EG- In a world where they only sell PCs... it's PC World.

Unlikely Things To Hear On A Makeover Show Edit

RB- Look, Gok Wan, I know you're trying to build my confidence up, but you can stop grabbing my tits and shouting "Bangers".

HD- Welcome to Changing Rooms. This one's in the lingerie department at Debenhams.

ZL- I love what you done to the bedroom, guys. I love the neutral colors, I love everything, all the new furniture, but what have you done with me beanbag? There was 20 grams worth of coke in that!

HD- Well, why do we call it DIY SOS? Because I've accidentally staple gunned my penis to this staircase!

EG- Welcome to Straight Eye For The Straight Guy, where the advice is always spray Lynx on your crotch.

GD- Mrs. Patterson says her downstairs is a little damp. Don't worry, Alan Titschmarch has that effect on a lot of women your age.

RJ- When Susan approached us, she was overweight, she had terrible hair, and her self-esteem was at rock bottom. But now, thanks to our team, she's got a new kitchen.

ZL- This bathroom really is looking exquisite now. We have laid Moroccan tiles on the floor, we've used accentuating tones on the walls, and over here we put a brand new shitter.

HD- Well, it's taken a lot of work, a lot of sawing, and a lot of drilling. But finally, the shed is finished and Jeff has somewhere quiet to masturbate in.

RB- Oh, wow, she looked hideous before, didn't she? Oh, that's after, sorry!

RJ- Oh, we just did a spruce-up, really. You know, we dusted, got rid of the cobwebs, sorted out the curtains downstairs, and, uh, yeah, I'd probably shag her now!

HD- Well, I mean I absolutely love it. I love the wallpaper, I love the way you knocked through. There's just one thing: I actually live next door.

GD- I showed this couple form Sussex a delightful little semi earlier and said if they touch it, I'll do up their house.

EG- What your hair needs is volume and lots of body, so here's Brian Blessed!

RB- Why did you give him your teeth?

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