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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 12
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Series 13
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to Scenes We'd Like To See suggestions made in Series 15, Episode 6.

 Key[]

  • HD: Hugh Dennis
  • MJo: Milton Jones
  • JW: Josh Widdicombe
  • ET: Ellie Taylor
  • MJu: Miles Jupp
  • LG: Loyiso Gola

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Unlikely Things for a Sports Commentator to Say[]

JW - And there you have it, Andy Murray has won his second Wimbledon, thank you for watching. I'm Tim Henman, this is the worst day of my life.

HD - Let's see what the batsman does with this ball. He's nicked it. Give us back our ball!

MJu - Well, he has really got the end of that, he has hit that ball a long way, long long long way back in the crowd. That is, that is dreadful snooker.

MJo - Rooney, to Vardy, back to Rooney, to Vardy, nope, neither of them could open that packet of sandwiches.

LG - And the results for the Russian doping tests have come out. I must say those are some good drugs.

ET - So nice to see Quidditch finally in the Olympics. Look at all the proud, proud virgins.

HD - Eugenie Bouchard hits the backhand. That is a fantastic shot! Well done, the cameraman. Low angle, perfect view of her knickers...

JW - So you join us here for the opening ceremony of Rio 2016. And the stadium is rocking, mainly because they haven't finished building it yet.

MJo - Eeeee! Yes, this Grand Prix is cancelled, but I managed to catch a wasp under this paper cup! Eeeeee!!!

JW - That's a bull's eye, and you know what that means. I won't be buying a pie from Gregg's again.

HD - McElroy takes out the driver. Uber aren't gonna be happy about that.

MJu - Look at all that athletes in peak physical condition. If I could see one of them naked, I would die happy.

HD - And with one lap to go, the pacemaker drops out-- WHERE THE FUCK IS MY PACEMAKER?!

Things You Wouldn't Read In A Romantic Novel[]

JW - They fell back onto the bed panting. He turned to George and said, "I will be with you whatever."

MJu - "Goodness," said Elizabeth Bennett, returning to the drawing room. "I'd leave that for Five."

HD - She pulled his hair and slapped him roughly. But still, Jeremy Corbyn wouldn't resign.

MJo - He opened an eye, she thought he might love him. He opened another eye, she thought he did love him. He opened another eye, she was put right off.

LG - She looked into his eyes and said, "This is not gonna work out. I am from a wealthy family... and you're a donkey!"

ET - She kissed him the only way she knew how: On his penis, right on his penis.

MJu - He felt so close to her, he didn't know where he ended and she began. Being a Human Centipede was the worst.

ET - They romped for hours in the long grass, stopping only for her to take her antihistamine nasal spray.

HD - "You. I love you," said Mellers the gardener. "Oak and beech are fine, but my favorite tree is yew."

JW - As she looked at Mr. Darcy with his clothes dripping wet, she thought, "I wish I hadn't taken that job at the old people's home."

HD - What do I love about you? Your eyes, your hair, your Irish passport...

MJu - "Please stop doing that," he said, their bodies glistening. "I've got a long drive to Wrexham in the morning and I need to sit comfortably."

HD - Eyes. You are all I's, Miss... Mississippi.

MJo - Kim turned to Andy and said, "Yes, of course I will!" Andy said, (dull Scottish voice) "Thank you for making me the happiest man in the world."

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