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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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The following is a list of Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions for the sixteenth series premiere.

Key Edit

JA- James Acaster

HD- Hugh Dennis

AB- Angela Barnes

EG- Ed Gamble

MJ- Milton Jones

TI- Tez Ilyas


Topics Edit

Things You Didn't Hear During The Election Edit

TI- THE TRUTH!

AB- And representing the Conservatives, Teresa May.

JA- I promise to deliver a hard Brexit. Unless you're not in, and then I'll leave it with your neighbor, which is Europe. I haven't thought that through.

MJ- The Scottish people have spoken. Did anyone understand what they were saying?

EG- Here at the BBC, we need balance. (lifts one leg) Jeremy Corbyn's shit.

HD- So, the polls have closed. (turns off-camera) Untie Boris!

EG- Please welcome this month's Gay Times cover star, Tim Ferron!

MJ- I am the returning officer... and it's great to be back.

AB- I do not make U-Turns. And more importantly, I do make U-Turns.

EG- Hello and welcome to the Take Me Out all night election special. Let the ballots see the box.

HD- Would you press the red button? Mr. Corbyn, would you press the red button? We have been stuck in this lift for 20 minutes!

JA- Taxes will be so low if you vote fore me... Jimmy Carr.

HD- This is my pledge. Get your own furniture polish!

JA- I've got a great plan to save the NHS. First we live the EU. Then we use the extra 350-- huh? Can I interest you in a free bus?

EG- Hello and welcome to Newsnight. Teresa May, Jeremy Corbyn, Tim Ferron: Shag, marry, kill?

MJ- I am the returning officer...

TI- Yes, okay, Jeremy Corbyn may have Stormsy, but I have Gary Barlow. Take that!

JA- Ima create so much new housing: A series of one-room flats with an amazing view of London. Also, unrelated, I'm closing the London Eye.

MJ- One person in this election has consistently brought up green things: (hacks up something) Me, Caroline Mucous.

HD- So, it looks like the Tory majority is going to be exactly the same as it was. What a fucking waste of time that was.

Unlikely Lines From A Cosmetics Commerical Edit

TI- Are you an older woman struggling with her facial hair? Try Gillette, the best a nan can get.

AB- Would you like lashes with more volume? LASHES!

EG- You don't need lip liner or eyeliner with our new bin liner.

HD- What goes into our True Naked Infallable Moisture Crushing Nature Colour Body Palette Moisturizer? A selection of random words that mean "fuck all".

EG- What's my secret for smooth skin? I'm 20!

MJ- Is your hair out of control? Do you wear wacky shirts? Well, hey, you're great just how you are.

HD- You want fuller, rounder lips? I recommend a nut allergy.

TI- Are you tired of missing out on the opportunities that your peers get? Try White Privilege Foundation.

JA- Here comes the science. GLOBAL WARMING IS REAL! NONE OF THIS MATTERS!

MJ- (German accent) We in the German city of Cologne have a fragrance called "Birmingham."

HD- This apricot scrub removes the surface layers to leave you with the smoothest, most rejuvenated apricot you've ever seen.

MJ- And for one last time, it's me, the returning officer!

JA- This product makes your eyelashes really big... by shrinking your eyeballs.

AB- Want that football hooligan abroad look? What not try Oil Of Ole Ole Ole Ole?

JA- Sorry, has anyone seen the returning officer?

MJ- Any messages?

EG- Our new powder gives you the confidence to hit the town: Cocaine!

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