FANDOM


Scenes We'd Like To See
SWLTS701
Category · Infobox

Series 1
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
Full list of scenarios

Series 2
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
Full list of scenarios

Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
Full list of scenarios

Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
Full list of scenarios

Series 5
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 6
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 7
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Full list of scenarios

Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 9
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 10
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 11
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Full list of scenarios

Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 14
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 15
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 16
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 17
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 18
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Templates
Link to an edition of the round
Link to a specific scenario
TOC for scenario lists

The following is a guide to Scenes We'd Like To See suggestions made in Series 16, Episode 8.

 Key Edit

  • HD: Hugh Dennis
  • JA: James Acaster
  • TA: Tom Allen
  • EB: Ed Byrne
  • RJ: Rhys James
  • ET: Ellie Taylor

Topics Edit

Unlikely Lines from a Sci-Fi Film Edit

ET: Oh my God, he's come back through the portal! Who? Henry VIII!

HD: This is a problem, sir. I launched a 4 tonne torpedo, but it wouldn't flush.

EB: I felt a terrible disturbance in the force, like a million voices-- Oh no, it's just wind, sorry.

JA: We shot down on of the flying saucers and now there's rice paper and sherbet everywhere.

RJ: I can't fly this thing without a manual. Forget about Emmanuel, he's not coming back!

TA: You've eaten Han Solo? Oh Chewie, that was a Wookie mistake.

HD: Lord Vader, the results are in for the naming of the new Death Star. The public wish to call it "Deathy McDeathface."

ET: I see you've attempted to create a new lightsaber, which is disappointing because you're 40, Gary, and meant to be looking after our son!

JA: It's Alien vs. Predator at Subbuteo.

HD: So, Obi-Wan... Sorry, what did he win?

EB: Number one, you have the bridge. I'm off for a number two.

RJ: I've been asleep for a thousand years, cryogenically frozen in time, and now I wake up and see... oh, someone's drawn a cock and balls on my face, haven't they?

ET: Mrs. Skywalker, I'm afraid the baby's stuck in the birth canal. (breathes heavily) USE THE FORCEPS! (breathes heavily)

EB: Yoda, Chewie, Darth Vader: Shag, marry, kill. That order.

JA: My name is Optimus Prime and today I'm going to save the world, so you'll be doing me a massive favour if you can move this MOT to tomorrow.

TA: This ship will self-destruct in T minus 5. Ok, sure, but how long actually is that because no one's told me what T actually is?

HD: I think these super-intelligent beings want us to learn their language. If you come here, you have to speak English, mate!

Things You Wouldn't Hear in a Political Discussion Show Edit

ET: Contenders, ready!

EB: We'll take a question from the back. Yes, the man in the blue tie with the haunted look of a nonce on the run?

RJ: On tonight's programme, we'll be discussing the NHS, fracking and affordable housing. Only joking, it's fucking Brexit again.

JA: Most people don't realise the bell is called Big Ben and not the clock. The clock is called "Tickety Ted the Time-Telling Bitch."

HD: On Newsnight tonight, drugs, binge drinking and prostitution. We have the best after-show party on television.

EB: Hi, I'm Tess Daly. And I'm Tom Daley. Welcome to The Daily Politics.

TA: Hello and welcome to Question Time. Is it real or is it just a fabricated construct? Join us as we question time.

HD: And here with us, Theresa May.

RJ: We keeping trying ways to stop ISIS and we keep failing, so I ask you this: Has anyone tried a petition?

JA: (chanting) Vince Cable sitting on the table! Vince Cable sitting on the table! Vince Cable sitting on the table! We've run out of chairs!

EB: What would the average Victorian-era butler have thought of this news? Well, joining us now is Jacob Rees Mogg.

HD: UKIP is not a single issue party. We're not only worried about immigration, we're worried about foreigners and people from abroad.

TA: Robert Peston on Sunday: The first lyric rejected by Craig David.

JA: We should stop arguing Surely we can all agree whoever smelt it, dealt it.

EB: Yes, my question is for Mr. Davis. Er, I get wetter as I dry, what am I?

ET: And tonight, we'll be trying something new, so gentlemen, if you could just flop them out, we can finally see whose is biggest.

RJ: Yes, we have a question from a man wearing glasses and a red and white striped jumper. Does anyone know where he's sitting?

HD: No, I, absolutely do believe in free speech, and I would love to say this: Fuck off!

Community content is available under CC-BY-SA unless otherwise noted.