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'''KG:''' Unfortunately, Prince Andrew is running late 'cause he's stuck in trafficking. |
'''KG:''' Unfortunately, Prince Andrew is running late 'cause he's stuck in trafficking. |
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− | '''HD:''' Well, we're now gonna end this evening of royal entertainment in this magnificent |
+ | '''HD:''' Well, we're now gonna end this evening of royal entertainment in this magnificent theater in the traditional way: A flythrough from the Red Arrows. |
'''MJ:''' It's now my privilege to introduce the rock band R.E.M. I've got a photograph of me with them years ago. ''(mimes holding up a picture)'' That's me in the corner. |
'''MJ:''' It's now my privilege to introduce the rock band R.E.M. I've got a photograph of me with them years ago. ''(mimes holding up a picture)'' That's me in the corner. |
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'''MJ:''' It was always Alan's dream to be buried with his wife. So this afternoon, we shot her. |
'''MJ:''' It was always Alan's dream to be buried with his wife. So this afternoon, we shot her. |
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− | '''CW:''' All the tables are named after mine and my wife's |
+ | '''CW:''' All the tables are named after mine and my wife's favorite films. I know it's quite crowded over there on ''The Human Centipede'', but if you all squeeze in together, you'll be fine. |
− | '''KG:''' Ooh, thank you, no, I've had more than enough free |
+ | '''KG:''' Ooh, thank you, no, I've had more than enough free Preseco. |
'''AB:''' Yes, I know it's traditional for the bride to have something blue, I just don't think you should have dug up Grandma. |
'''AB:''' Yes, I know it's traditional for the bride to have something blue, I just don't think you should have dug up Grandma. |
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− | '''HD:''' Just because he was |
+ | '''HD:''' Just because he was obese doesn't mean he can be buried with dignity. Gary, get the forklift! |
'''EB:''' In life, he was a strong, confident, and capable man, excelled at everything he did apart from swimming, obviously. |
'''EB:''' In life, he was a strong, confident, and capable man, excelled at everything he did apart from swimming, obviously. |
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'''MJ:''' Why she drove onto oncoming traffic, we'll never know. Perhaps Vera by name... |
'''MJ:''' Why she drove onto oncoming traffic, we'll never know. Perhaps Vera by name... |
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− | '''HD:''' Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, never |
+ | '''HD:''' Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, never Whatsapp while walking, he got hit by a bus. |
− | '''KG:''' We choreographed our |
+ | '''KG:''' We choreographed our first dance because we are assholes. |
− | '''EB:''' You know it's just this funny. No, I just |
+ | '''EB:''' You know it's just this funny. No, I just realized it, it's just cause... I've never actually met a Scottish widow, you know it's like... |
'''MJ:''' Sadly today, we all know exactly where Wally is. |
'''MJ:''' Sadly today, we all know exactly where Wally is. |