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Series 9
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Series 10
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New Year's Eve Special
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The following is a list of Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions for the ninth episode of the eighteenth series.

Key Edit

EG: Ed Gamble

SD: Sophie Duker

MA: Maisie Adam

MS: Mark Simmons

HD: Hugh Dennis

EB: Ed Byrne

Topics Edit

Unlikely Lines From A Costume Drama Edit

EG: Madam, I am in line to the throne and as such, we'll be dining somewhere that fits my title: Pizza Express Woking!

EB: Ah, Batman. I mean, I suppose technically, it's a costume. (shrugs)

MA: Heathcliff! Heathcliff! Let me in, let me in! I just wanted if we could count on your vote on December 12th?

HD: Generally, I am a footman, sir, although I do also like the bottom and the breasts.

MS: Alright, just reading this review from the Anne Boleyn musical. Says it was a good idea, but they didn't like the execution.

EG: Lord Windemere is famed for his opulent balls. I heard he wetshaves them.

MS: (in a bad Scottish accent) Ya can take our land, ya can take our lives, but ya cannot do an accent!

HD: You are Jane Eyre, so this must be your brother, Nike.

SD: That new servant girl is so cold and unresponsive. Watch this. Alexa? Alexa?

EB: (miming writing) Your Lordship, I am delighted and excited by the unexpected turn our correspondence has taken. I await with feverish excitement, the next portrait of your engorged penis. Please accept this crude sketch of my boobs as a token of my affection.

EG: My heart is in my mouth. My liver is in my anus--- Jesus, this corset is tight!

HD: Carson, please get your hands out of my trousers. When I told you to go below stairs, it wasn't an euphemism.

MA: My name is Maximus Decimus Meredius, so yeah, that's Mike Alpha X-Ray India Mike---

SD: As the ruler of this country, I demand some respect. When you see me, you will bow and you will say "Yassss, Queen."

EB: Mr. Darcy, I could never belong to you, I am promised to another, but I can give you a quick handy bye in the bushes.

Unlikely Lines From A Cosmetics Commercial Edit

EG: Do you long for the soft skin of a teenager, and just to remind you, you are under oath, Prince Andrew.

SD: Stop aging in its tracks! Die!

HD: Coco Chanel, the alluring combination of Chanel and cocoa.

MS: I work for the British diving team and I moisturize Daly.

MA: Religious Donkey, the new fragrance from Christian D'Eeyore.

EB: Kiss goodbye to wrinkles. Seriously, tell your Granny you'll miss her.

HD: Renaissance Blond, the probiotic youth re-generation serum... from Poundland.

EG: I want my face to have a matte finish which is why I let my partner Matt finish on my face!

HD: Why not try our new lipstick? It looks like a tiny dog's cock.

EB: Problems with sweat? Try serving in the Falklands War.

HD: My last cleanser simply didn't agree with my skin, and that's why I will never use Siph again.

MA: Problematic, the new fake tan line from Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau.

EG: Want fuller lips? Suck a Hoover!

MS: Do you have dry skin? Eaugh.

EB: Dry wanted skin? Unruly hair? I'd send that soup back if I was you.

SD: Do you have a face? Well, it's wrong.

EB: As an alternative to teeth whitening, have you considered gum darkening?

MA: Rub the lotion on the skin, else you get the hose again!

MS: New barely legal moisturizer: You won't just look young, you'll look too young.

EG: Our new blusher shades range from mild embarrassment to your grandma walking in when you're knocking one out.

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