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The following is a list of Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions for the first episode of the nineteenth series.

Key[]

TA- Tom Allen

AK- Athena Kugblenu

RJ- Rhys James

NN- Nigel Ng

HD- Hugh Dennis

AB- Angela Barnes


Topics[]

Commercials That Never Made It To Air[]

NN: Do you have a crippling addiction to masturbation and biscuits? Try working from home.

AK: This sofa is full price.

RJ: Wanna get compliments on how much weight you've lost? Buy a massive pair of trousers and stand like this all the time. (pretends to stretch his pants while giving a thumbs up)

HD: If you like clouds and you like oceans, we've got both: Sky Atlantic.

AK: Eight out of ten cats prefer your neighbor's house. Cats are traitors.

AB: Fire in the hole! Try Canesten.

TA: We sell our turkeys in wooden coffins so that you can pretend it's a funeral and have 30 people 'round for Christmas.

HD: This advert cost hundreds of thousands of pounds to make. Please don't skip it in three, two, one-- You fucking bastard!

RJ: Bat soup, the delicious taste of six months off.

AB: AirBNB: Yes, that is your sofa in that porn film.

NN: There are some things that money can't buy. For everything else, there's theft.

TA: Please, please buy our product, we really need you to buy our product, we're gonna go under if you don't buy our product. We are Corona lager.

RJ: Superdry, conveniently named after the effect wearing it has on women.

HD: Ryanair: Not just an airline, it's also the name of our cheapest sandwich. (pause) Rye and air.

AK: (visibly pregnant) Poundland condoms: You get what you pay for, yeah?

RJ: Rhys James: 'Cause Ed Gamble's busy.

Unlikely Lines From A Sci-Fi Movie[]

RJ: We're gonna have to put Gotham City into lockdown. Someone ate Batman.

NN: Luke, I am not your father, but I can be your daddy.

HD: Don't worry, we've put you in cryogenic suspension to make the journey more bearable. It's amazing technology, but it does make Megabus slightly more expensive.

RJ: Okay, prep the rice chamber. Someone dropped R2D2 in the toilet and I want to piss off Nigel.

TA: Everyone, set your devices to stun... because I've got this fabulous new hat!

AB: Luke, I am your father. Well, I'm Boris Johnson, so the odds are pretty good.

NN: How can we tell you're not a robot? Hold up. Which of these squares contain a traffic light?

AK: "We come in peace." "Yeah, that's all very good, but we've got a points based immigration system. Can you pick fruit with your tentacles?"

AB: Oh no! It took my eyes! I can't see! But I'll just drive to Barnard Castle, make sure.

HD: I don't care if you are a Dalek, you have to check in with the app!

RJ: The overlord is pure evil and he just doesn't care! He knows that every time he presses his buzzer, a child dies!

AK: "I just can't do it, Captain! I don't have the power!" "You're in neutral."

TA: E.T., just text home. Nobody phones anymore, you're so embarrassing.

HD: I tell you what, I just got it. Rye-and-air.

TA: Okay, I'm going to beam myself down to the surface of the planet. Ow, it's so hot, it's hot, it's molten hot! Why didn't anyone tell me?!

RJ: Sorry, don't "honey" me. You've shrunk the kids?

AB: Master Luke, I'm afraid the ship's crew have refused to go any further until they have had smashed avocado on toast. I knew we shouldn't tried to go home in the Millennial Falcon-- fuck!

RJ: The crew refuse to go home until they've had avocado on toast. We shouldn't have-- Oh, I can't do it either! You know what? It's harder than it looks, and I've gained a lot of respect for you, Angela.

HD: Ryanair.

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