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The following is a list of Scenes We'd Like To See topic suggestions for the fifth episode of the nineteenth series.
Key[]
EG- Ed Gamble
MA- Maisie Adam
MO- Michael Odewale
RJ- Rhys James
HD- Hugh Dennis
AB- Angela Barnes
Topics[]
Unlikely Lines From A Blockbuster Movie[]
EG: Unfortunately, this year's Hunger Games has had to be cancelled thanks to Marcus bloody Rashford!
MA: "You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me?!" "As I say, Mrs. Patel, sometime it's just your tone."
MO: I'm sorry, Mr. Batman, the mask has to cover your mouth.
HD: (in a Westcountry accent) He says he's going to kill you but he won't. He's just being silly. Stop being daft, Vader.
MA: "Stella! Stella!" "Sir, you have to order on the app."
RJ: (impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger) We need to join forces to become a pantomime horse. You be front, I'll be back.
EG: Vodka martini, shaken not stirred. Oh, go on, and a bag of Frazzles.
AB: Everything I touch just turns to ice! I can't give handjobs away!
RJ: Give me one good reason I shouldn't kill you. It's illegal? Well, game, set and match, I can't apologize enough.
MA: Wax on, wax off. Wax on, wax off. God, this is a good episode of Naked Attraction.
EG: All the superheroes are sat cross-legged on a sports hall floor in Avengers Assembly.
AB: I mean you can laugh, but I did that one in Series 14.
- EG: Did you?
- AB: Yeah.
- MA: Are you going to take that?
- EG: Yeah, I'll take it.
HD: I am Batman. Do you have any Strepsils.
AB: I- I don't know what happened. I- I was just making love to John McClane and then he just passed away. I- I guess it was a good day to die hard.
EG: (Mocking AB) I don't know what happened. I was just making love to John McClane and then he passed away. I guess it was a good day to die hard. (regular voice) Just use whichever one you prefer.
MO: You had me at hello, you lost me at "send nudes".
RJ: (impersonating Donald Trump) Uh, I see dead people, okay? And they all voted for sleepy Joe Biden.
EG: You're not the president, you're wearing a disguise-- Aah, I just ripped the president's face off!
MA: Say hello to my little friend! Mr. Sunak, if you could just outline the budget?
HD: Of course we need a bigger boat! You cannot catch a shark in a fucking pedalo!
Things You Never Hear In A Science Documentary[]
AB: And your host is not Dara O Briain!
MO: The UK consumes more coke than any other country in Europe, so why can't I find my dealer anywhere?
EG: Hi, I'm Brian Cox and I'm here with my favorite bald comic companion, Tom Allen.
HD: The human body is 80% water, what would it feel like if it wasn't? Well, much better. I've needed that piss since breakfast.
MA: There's two main rules when it comes to magnetism, attraction and repulsion. Sorry, not magnetism, Tinder.
AB: And this right here is the exact spot where man crawled out of the sea and attempted to walk. Welcome to Ibiza Uncovered.
RJ: So I dedicated my entire life to becoming a rocket scientist, only to discover years later that it didn't impress Shania Twain at all.
HD: NASA have finally solved the problem of lack of motivation at work with this: A rocket small enough to put up your arse.
EG: The planet used to be large landmass called Pangaea before its inhabitants voted for Pangexit.
MA: If you look around, chemistry is everywhere, except in my marriage!
HD: Well, stand back and put your safety goggles on and let's see what happens when I pop a Viagra.
EG: We've finally discovered what dolphins are saying to each other and it turns out they're quite racist.
MO: Welcome to the documentary you switched to when your mum watched in on you watching porn.
HD: Well, we got it up to 70%. That's enough, innit?
RJ: Some say science and religion can't mix. But if not for DNA, we wouldn't have caught these priests.
EG: As Archimedes lay in the bath, he made his greatest discovery yet: Dicks float!
RJ: And that was Buzz Aldrin there talking about, believe it or not, the fucking moon again. Jesus Christ, mate, change it up!