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The following is a list of Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions for the eighth show of the nineteenth series.

Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Christmas Special
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Series 18
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
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Series 19
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13
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Series 20
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
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Key[]

EG: Ed Gamble

RL: Ria Lina

RJ: Rhys James

MA: Maisie Adam

HD: Hugh Dennis

EB: Ed Byrne

Topics[]

Unlikely Lines From A Fantasy Film Or TV Show[]

EB: Oh, Master Frodo, I've got a ring you can destroy.

HD: Hufflepuff? No thanks. You got any cocaine?

RL: You shall not pass! Oh, you're Trump supporters. The Senate chamber is just down there.

EG: Tell you want, girls, I've been enjoying Quidditch much more since Hermione taught me the vibrating broom spell!

MA: He may only drink blood, but he eats everything. He is Vampire the Buffet Slayer.

RL: So you must be the beast-- Oh, you're the beauty. Awkward.

EG: Unfortunately, sir, your dragon has failed its emissions test. May I interest you in an electric eel?

RJ: The amulet has come to life! You know what this means: Our table at TGI's is ready.

MA: I'm really sorry, but my granny says she's not coming in the TARDIS unless its the white Doctor.

HD: I am the greatest magician in all the seven kingdoms. Was this your card?

RJ: Yeah, it turns out those weren't his dark materials. We found his dark materials on a hard drive, he's now on a register.

MA: "I'm the king of the north!" "Actually, Andy, it's just mayor of Greater Manchester."

EG: No, sire, the Orcs will not kill any Hobbits today, they are doing Veganuary!

EB: The red pill represents your desire to know the truth. The blue pill will have you rock hard for hours.

RJ: This may look like a normal bookcase, but if I take out this encyclopaedia and turn to page 206, there's a diagram of a boobs.

EB: "You're a wizard, Harry." "No shit, ginger nuts. What gave it away, the wand or the fucking school we go to?"

RL: And in the battle of Winterfell, the night king turned to his white walkers and said, (as Donald Trump) I know you're hurt, but you need to go home. We need to have peace, you're very special. We love you, but go home.

Unlikely Dating Profiles[]

EG: (in a bad Southern belle's voice) Lonely Southern belle seeks handsome delivery driver.

HD: (wearing a pair of glasses) You may recognize me from Mock The Week...

MA: I'll be honest, I'm only on here 'cause I've been banned from all the other apps. But what am I looking for? About 11,780 votes. Fast.

EG: I'm @chriswhitty69 and I'm here to announce a cockdown in tier phwoar.

EB: Are you single? Over 50? Eugh.

RJ: 46 year old master of reverse psychology seeks no one, I'm fine on my own.

HD: Are you looking for companionship, unconditional love, and long walks? Great. I'm selling a dog.

MA: I want to be your Ford Contina 'cause no one's been in me since the 1980s.

EG: Lonely drummer seeks the one, the two, the 1-2-3-4!

RJ: They say nothing worth having comes easily. Well then, how do you explain my dick?

RL: Hi, I'm Deb, I'm an anti-vaxxer, and I'm-- (goes into a coughing fit) I'm fine! (collapses)

HD: It's very simple. I'm looking for an Irishman who speaks like a Southern belle! (heads over to Dara)

MA: I'm a bit of a pocket rocket: 11 men have died in me.

EB: I'm recently divorced after 14 years of marriage and I'm looking to sort of mix it up a bit, try new things, maybe a bit of cock!

RJ: Sick of seeing your family? Date me, Meghan Markle.

RL: I've been married for 20 years, I just need a fuck!

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