Mock The Week Wiki
Advertisement
Scenes We'd Like To See
SWLTS701.jpg
Category · Infobox

Series 1
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
Full list of scenarios

Series 2
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
Full list of scenarios

Series 3
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
Full list of scenarios

Series 4
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
Full list of scenarios

Series 5
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 6
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 7
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Full list of scenarios

Series 8
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5
2010 Sport Relief Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 9
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 10
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 11
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12
Full list of scenarios

Series 12
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 13
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 14
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 15
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 16
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 17
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Christmas Special
Full list of scenarios

Series 18
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Full list of scenarios

Series 19
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11 · 12 · 13
Full list of scenarios

Series 20
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6
Full list of scenarios

Templates
Link to an edition of the round
Link to a specific scenario
TOC for scenario lists

The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the second series.

Key[]

Topics[]

The Wrong Thing To Say On Your First Day In The Army[]

  • AP: You guys look great!
  • FB: When they said it was going to be just like the movies, I didn't realise they meant Brokeback Mountain!
  • HD: This room's great. Where are the rest of you sleeping?
  • JO: I beg your pardon? Drop and give me twenty please! You will get nothing by shouting!
  • JB: Can I have a cuddle?
  • RB: Erm, this is just one weekend a month, right?
  • HD: So does Teddy get his own bunk?
  • AP: If you play your cards right, you might be able to stand outside one of Grandma's palaces.

Bad Things For The England Manager To Be Caught Saying[]

  • JB: Can you just explain the offside rule again?
  • AP: Well the thing about Crouch is that he's got a very light touch for a big man.
  • FB: Wayne Rooney may be ugly, but when he holds me in his arms, I feel safe.
  • HD: I want you to go out there and give it your best for the full 60 minutes.
  • RB: I've just named a side I think can win the world cup - it's Brazil.
  • HD: Sweden! Sweden! Sweden!

Ill Advised Things For a Lib Dem Leadership Candidate To Say[]

  • RB: Hello, I'm Charles Kennedy.
  • JO: Let me reassure all of you, the only skeletons that I have in MY closet are the skeletons of the two people I killed on a skiing holiday over 15 years ago.
  • JB: It's fucking MING-ISS!
  • HD: Meeeooowwwwww!
  • FB: Sorry I'm late, I had trouble finding a vein.
  • HD: As the son of God...
  • JO: Well I tell you, the best thing about being a Liberal Democrat... the bitches.
  • HD: Oh, what's the point?
Advertisement