The Wrong Thing To Say On Your First Day In The Army[]
AP: You guys look great!
FB: When they said it was going to be just like the movies, I didn't realise they meant Brokeback Mountain!
HD: This room's great. Where are the rest of you sleeping?
JO: I beg your pardon? Drop and give me twenty please! You will get nothing by shouting!
JB: Can I have a cuddle?
RB: Erm, this is just one weekend a month, right?
HD: So does Teddy get his own bunk?
AP: If you play your cards right, you might be able to stand outside one of Grandma's palaces.
Bad Things For The England Manager To Be Caught Saying[]
JB: Can you just explain the offside rule again?
AP: Well the thing about Crouch is that he's got a very light touch for a big man.
FB: Wayne Rooney may be ugly, but when he holds me in his arms, I feel safe.
HD: I want you to go out there and give it your best for the full 60 minutes.
RB: I've just named a side I think can win the world cup - it's Brazil.
HD: Sweden! Sweden! Sweden!
Ill Advised Things For a Lib Dem Leadership Candidate To Say[]
RB: Hello, I'm Charles Kennedy.
JO: Let me reassure all of you, the only skeletons that I have in MY closet are the skeletons of the two people I killed on a skiing holiday over 15 years ago.
JB: It's fucking MING-ISS!
HD: Meeeooowwwwww!
FB: Sorry I'm late, I had trouble finding a vein.
HD: As the son of God...
JO: Well I tell you, the best thing about being a Liberal Democrat... the bitches.