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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the second episode of the second series.

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Cliff Hanger Lines From a Political Soap Opera[]

  • FB: I'm John F. Kennedy, I've been in the shower. Did I miss anything?
  • RB: Hey, Condoleezza. I think I've pressed the wrong button.
  • FB: The irony won't be lost on you here, President Schwarzeneggar. I'm from the future, and I'm here to stop you from destroying the world.
  • HD: We've had drunkards, we've had rentboys, what could be worse? What have you done? Shagged a goat addicted to heroin?
  • JO: I'm sorry I missed your vote on sustainable agriculture. I'm afraid I was busy, sleeping with your wife.
  • HD: Are you trying to seduce me, Lady Thatcher?
  • RB: So, what do you say George? Just you and me and Brokeback Mountain?

Things George Galloway Would Never Say[]

  • FB: No comment!
  • GY: I can't wear that, that looks stupid!
  • FB: I'm very famous in the Muslim world. For being an arse.
  • JO: Oh, enough about me, how was YOUR day?
  • RB: Oh thank you very much indeed, Saddam. Would you like a receipt?

Words You'd Never Hear From a News Reader[]

  • FB: Welcome to Channel 5 News, thickos.
  • HD: Oi - you wanna buy some speakers?
  • AM: .....too revolting to describe. But let's have a go anyway. Basically......
  • GY: The two youths convicted this morning got what they fucking deserved.
  • FB: Okay, they may have acquitted him, but he certainly LOOKED like a paedophile.
  • JO: You've been watching Sky News. To be honest, I'd double-check everything you've just heard.
  • HD: Sir Gary Glitter recieved his honour at the palace this morning.
  • RB: Welcome to ITV News - on ICE! (AM: Supposed to be unlikely!)
  • GY: This next report may contain images that could give you the horn.
  • FB: In this next report, Gerry Adams is voiced by an actor - Samuel L. Jackson. I'll tell you about the peace process, motherfuckers!
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