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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the second series.

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Bad Things To Say At Prime Minister's Question Time[]

  • FB: Prime Minister, could you look interested while I bring up some boring shit about my constituency?
  • DM: Is this going to take long? Because I've got an appointment with a rentboy in half an hour.
  • HD: Can I ask the Prime Minister, are you paying too much for your car insurance?
  • FB: (singing to the tune of This Old Man) We've got 1, we've got 2, we've got 2 more poofs than you!
  • RB: Could I ask the Prime Minister, when are you going to retire you bastard?
  • FB: Prime Minister, my first is in P, but not in canoe, what am I?

The Very Worst Person To Be President of The United States[]

  • RB: (just walks up, in the immediately recognisable manner of George Bush)
  • HD: (impersonating Jimmy Saville) I am President Jimmy, and the band was Showaddywaddy!
  • RB: I'm Barry Scott and this is Cillit Bang!
  • AP: This round is much easier if you can do impressions!
  • RB: Calm down dear, it's a commercial!

Unlikely Things To Hear At The Oscars[]

  • DM: And the award goes to Ross Kemp!
  • RB: The dress? Oh, Primark.
  • FB: Unfortunately King Kong can't be with us tonight, but...
  • HD: Thank you! I wasn't even in that one.
  • AP: Thank you, this will be on eBay tomorrow morning!
  • SP: They said they couldn't make The Sally Gunnell Story, but here we are!
  • DM: I'd like to thank the person who cast me as a blind, autistic, Parkinson's Disease ridden mute for making this award almost inevitable.
  • RB: For the best film in a foreign language, Pride and Prejudice!
  • HD: Death to the West!
  • FB: As a gay cowboy, I think I know where I'll be putting this little fella!
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