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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Series 13
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Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fourth episode of the second series.

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Unlikely Things For Winter Olympics Commentator To Say[]

  • FB: Points off the Danish team for exploding.
  • AP: And he's fallen over! I love it when they do that, that's the best bit!
  • JO: And now the 4 words that no ice dancer ever wants to hear: release the polar bear!
  • HD: Of course bribery no longer exists in the Olympic movement. Welcome to the Winter Games, here in Basingstoke!
  • FB: The upturned bobsleigh providing a fitting coffin...
  • DM: Have you ever stared at snow so long it turns to blood?
  • HD: My goodness, the band must be fed up with playing the British national anthem.

What You Don't Want To Hear In a NHS Hospital[]

  • FB: Can you go for a shit so the surgeon can get his car keys back?
  • ST: There's been the most hilarious misunderstanding during your vasectomy.
  • HD: MRSA? Yes, I think they tried to give me a credit card.
  • FB: The face transplant has gone well, I think you look better as a black man!
  • HD: I've come to take your blood sample. (evil laugh)
  • FB: Now you're sure you had legs when you came in?

Commercials That Never Made It To Air[]

  • HD: Fed up with an untidy toolbox? Buy the Abu Hamsa multi-tool!
  • DM: Start the day with a protein boost with Kellogg's Pork Flakes!
  • FB: Come home to a real fire. Visit the Danish embassy.
  • HD: My bank became a wine bar. (slurred voice) To be honest I quite like it.
  • JO: The Indonesian children who made these trainers know that if they miss a single stitch, their family will be beaten with sticks. That's how we can guarantee you quality.
  • FB: Use Vanish like me, Sol Campbell.
  • HD: Accident at work? Look where you're going, you dozy bastard!
  • ST: Run out of loo roll? Use this fluffy dog!
  • FB: Dry skin? Itchy, flaking scalp? You disgust me.
  • HD: Can you even see me, you blind bastard? Specsavers.
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