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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the second series.

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What You Don't Want To Hear a Prime Minister Say[]

  • FB: Gordon, I've discovered how to make myself immortal.
  • RB: (Doing an impression of David Blunkett) Well, who'd have thought it?
  • HD: Unfortunately, we have recieved no such undertaking, and we are now at war with Wales.
  • GY: Oh my God, oh my God! First Celeb Big Brother, and now this!
  • FB: Get me an 18 inch knife and a hand grenade, I'm sorting this Iraq shit out!
  • AP: So, there were these 2 Muslims that walked into a bar…
  • GP: Oh Mr President, you're hurting me.
  • RB: Just like to play a little song I've written
  • HD: (impersonating Jimmy Saville) Members of the house, the band was Showaddywaddy!

Unsettling Things To Hear From The Cockpit of a Plane[]

  • GY: Thank God we're flying, I'm too pissed to drive!
  • FB: We're about to experience a little turbulence and then a lot of falling.
  • RB: This is the captain speaking, we're out right now, please leave a message after the tone
  • HD: Don't panic, just think of it as landing just more vertically than normal.
  • FB: Help me with my seatbelt Abu, I can't do it with this damn hook!
  • HD: Okay, Captain Thomas, when I tap the windscreen, I want you to stop.
  • RB: (hums Ride of the Valkyries)
  • FB: If you look out at the right wing, you'll see the burning remains of the left wing.

Bad Valentine Cards To Receive[]

  • AP: I want to bonk you senseless tonight. Lots of love, your cellmate.
  • GY: Roses are red, violets are blue, I have chlamydia, and now so do you.
  • AP: I can't wait to feel your flesh next to mine again. Love, Mum.
  • FB: I will be faithful to you like any dog, and come when you whistle.
  • HD: Dear heart... are you paying too much for your car insurance?
  • AP: I love you. Please send this letter on to 10 other people.
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