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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the third series.

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Exam Questions That Were Rejected[]

  • AP: A lot of people say the exams are too easy, is the answer a) yes or b) David Beckham?
  • RH: With illustrations describe the Prophet Mohammed.
  • GY: A Virgin train is travelling at 120 miles per hour between London and Manchester, at what time will it be cancelled?
  • FB: All P. E. teachers are paedophiles. Discuss.
  • HD: If the world is heating up at 2 degrees per decade, what is the point of anything?
  • FB: Spell Mississippi without looking at how we've spelt it in the question.
  • HD: Two cars are speeding, one is being driven by a black man, which one will be stopped?
  • AP: Do you think kids are spending too much time with their Playstation? Answer cross, triangle, circle or square.
  • FB: Tick the box A, B or C to recieve the grade A, B or C.
  • CA: Sex education pratical, report to me in the stationary cupboard.
  • FB: If I add 1/8 to 1/16 how stoned will I be?
  • HD: Can you master this phrase? "Do you want fries with that?"

Famous Last Words[]

  • FB: Stingrays love foreplay.
  • HD: Charles, Charles, what are you doing with that pillow?
  • FB: I bet you I can jump that ticket barrier.
  • AP: No! Don't shoot me, it's Yoko you want.
  • FB: The funny thing is, the closer it gets the more it looks like a piano.
  • GY: Oi, Zidane! Your mum's a slag!
  • AP: He's only got lipstick, vaseline and jam! What trouble can he cause?
  • HD: (American accent) Here Jackie, let's go in the open-topped car.
  • FB: Course it's not a poisonous snake, what would a poisonous snake be doing on a plane?
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