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Series 3
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the third series.

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Ill Advised Things To Say In Court[]

  • AP: How could she have seen my face? I was wearing a balaclava!
  • FB: So, to summarise there is no evidence, but he does look a bit rapey.
  • JC: Your Honour, that wig looks really gay.
  • HD: Your Honour, if you's like I've got the number of a really good Brazillian cleaner.
  • MW: Well, if stabbing a man makes me guilty, I'm guilty!
  • FB: I'd like to present my own defence, through the medium of dance!
  • JC: So, if I'm found not guilty, can I keep all the stuff I've nicked?
  • FB: And I put it to you, m’lud, that that child is sexy!
  • RH: Oi, wiggy! I done your daughter!
  • FB: I was performing the Heimlich manoeuvre, but it turned into the wheelbarrow position.
  • HD: (in Mexican accent) Will this take long? I'm meeting a boat from Columbia at 9.
  • FB: There is a precedent for this, I refer, your Honour, to Episode 10 of L.A Law.
  • HD: And let me say this, sentencing you will give me an overwhelming sense of sexual pleasure! (deep voice) SEND HIM DOWN.

Thing a Sports Commentator Would Never Say[]

  • FB: Like a lot of people watching this Olympics, I too am wondering why black people don't take over the world.
  • HD: There's the bell, and the schoolgirls I've been spying on go back to the classroom!
  • FB: I can't be the only person here wondering what it would be like to shag that gymnast!
  • JC: So, here we are from Wembley.
  • HD: So, with 3 furlongs to go in this Grand National, let’s leave the leaders and go watch the fallers being shot.
  • AP: And they're off! They're off! They're off and I should probably keep my voice down, as this is the snooker.
  • HD: Oh, forehand, backhand. forehand... don't you just love it when they grunt?
  • FB: Just reading through the names of this Chinese team is making me hungry!
  • HD: And for those of you who missed them, here are next week's Italian football results!
  • FB: This woman isn't just a world-class curler, she's also a model.
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