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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the third series.

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Lines That You'd Never Hear In a Bond Film[]

  • FB: Ingenious, Q: it's a bomb, but it's also a rucksack.
  • HD: Oh James, what a wonderful gift… chlamydia.
  • GY: My name is Bond, Mohammed Bond
  • FB: Everything's ready for your mission, Bond. All you need to do is fill in this health and safety risk assessment.
  • EB: (as Blofeld, stroking his cat) Mr Bond, have you ever kissed a man?
  • FB: You're very good at poker, but let's see how you do on the fruit machines!
  • AP: Here's your new car, Bond: a Ford Focus.
  • FB: I'll have an egg roll. Scrambled, not boiled.
  • AP: Let me get this straight. There's an evil tyrant, at the top of a mountain, surrounded totally by armed guards. D'you know, I don't fancy it.
  • FB: It's not just a baseball bat Bond, it's a baseball bat with a nail through it!
  • HD: Oh James, is it meant to be this soft?
  • EB: They're getting away! We'll get after them in this pedalo!
  • FB: We'd better slow down, there are speed cameras
  • HD: I hope you're not going to be one of those Russian agents whose name is just a cheap sexual pun, Miss Suckmeoff.


TV Shows That Never Made It To Air[]

  • FB: The boy whose arms and arse and head fell off.
  • GY: He robs from the rich and the poor, it's Robin Hoodie!
  • FB: And now the magic of Britain's parks at night, as Bill Oddie presents Gaywatch!
  • HD: And now on BBC Two: Jack Straw's What Not To Wear.
  • RH: I'm Wayne Rooney, and welcome to Grannies Do The Filthiest Things!
  • FB: Welcome to Blind Date, with me: Stevie Wonder!
  • HD: And now on BBC One it's the senile dementia show, "Where Do You Think You Are?"
  • EB: This week on "Who Do You Think You Are?", Prince Harry traces his family tree, with some surprising results.
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