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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the fourth series.

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Rejected Lines From Movies[]

RH: E.T phone premium rate sex line!

FB: Milk, bread, Rich Tea biscuits...are you sure this is this the right list, Mr. Schindler?

AP: There are 50,000 Zulu outside, now tell Jade to get back inside and keep her bloody mouth shut!

HD: (Austrian accent) This T-1000 cybernetic organism has encountered a problem and needs to close. Do you wish to send an error report?

RH: My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. But on weekends, Majorie.

FB: A census taker tried to test me once. I ate his liver with some fish fingers and a bottle of Jacob's Creek.

SK: Goooood morning, Cheltenham!

HD: Well there's one thing I should tell you Mr. Darcy... I have chlamydia.

AP: What, Rambo? You want to wait for a U.N resolution?

FM: (Southern English accent) You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off, Ibrahim!

FB: (American accent) Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. But thank you for phoning the BT helpline.

HD: (impersonating Darth Vader) Luke Skywalker... I am your mother!




Unlikely Excerpts From a Nature Documentary[]

AP: D'ya see this little fella here? (points to hand, then smacks it)

FM: PULL!

HD: I'm having to whisper, because this woman's husband is in the room next door.

FB: This beautifiul hummingbird... is no match for my squash racket.

FM: And I'm having to whisper, because the bear has got me in a headlock.

FB: Penguin, with his head trapped in a beer can. Tragic, and yet somehow hilarious.

AP: I'm stood here in the jungle, in my bath robe... because my luggage is still at Heathrow.

RH: Welcome back to "Pimp My Hippo"!

AP: And here we have two insects... shagging away... phwoaaar!

FB: Out of the water climbs a majestic otter, who turns-- oh no, it's a dog.

AP: And yes, the lion's after the impala, and the lion's got the impala! TUCK IN MY SON! LION 1, IMPALA NIL!

FB: (Australian accent) I'm the ghost of Steve Irwin, and welcome to "Animals Kill the Daftest Bastards!"

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