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Series 4
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the fifth series.

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The Worst Thing To Hear On Holiday[]

  • FB: Many of you on this safari will be wondering why I'm sprinkling you with a barbeque sauce.
  • DM: Welcome to Butlins!
  • JT: The plane has lost all power. Feel free to use your cellphone.
  • HD: Let me see your arm. Let me see your teeth. Take him!
  • AP: (drunk voice) Hello this is your captain speaking, we're up.
  • HD: (Mexican accent) You want a double or a single room? Double? Ramon, build a double.
  • FB: In the event of the cabin decompressing, oxygen masks will drop from the ceiling and dangle in front of your blue dead faces.
  • DM: From your bedroom window, you have a lovely view of the town's aging nuclear facility.
  • HD: Yes, I know you've got a restraining order out on me, but I don't think it applies abroad!
  • FB: There's a bar in the swimming pool after yesterday's riot.
  • DM: You must be the only person in the hotel who isn't going to the Star Trek convention!
  • FB: Both of you, welcome to Scotland!

Unlikely Lines To Hear In a TV Show[]

Aired[]

  • DM: On Shaun the Sheep this week, Shaun has a big surprise when a nasty DEFRA man comes round with a bolt gun.
  • FB: So get dialing because remember, those phone lines close at midnight... yesterday.
  • HD: And now, the Antiques Roadshow. This programme contains scenes of tedious dullness right from the start.
  • DM: And if you have an opinion on this news story, why not keep it to yourself?
  • FB: Hello and welcome to Mock the Week After Dark. I'm Dara O Briain and this... is my penis.
  • HD: This week on Location, Location, Location, Mohammed is looking for a pied-à-terre within easy reach of an international airport.
  • FB: And now over to Kate Humble who's going to kick the face off a badger.
  • AP: Hello and welcome to India with Sanjeev Bhaskar and me, Jade Goody.
  • DM: It's Shostakovich week on ITV1.
  • FB: On this week's Time Team, Tony Robinson goes round to Fred West's old house.
  • HD: And now over to Sian for a blind stab at the weather.
  • RH: (with his fingers pointed like a gun) NO DEAL, EDMONDS! You're going to give me the money or I'm going to start shooting!

Too Hot For TV cut[]

  • RH: Next round on Mock The Week, how many monk-- fuck it!I gotta go get this right... (heads back, blocks AP, then runs back to the mic) And the next round on Mock The Week, how many cigarettes can the monkey smoke?
  • FB: So get dialing because remember, those phone lines close at midnight... yesterday.
  • HD: And now, the Antiques Roadshow. This programme contains scenes of tedious dullness right from the start.
  • DM: And if you have an opinion on this news story, why not keep it to yourself?
  • FB: Hello and welcome to Mock the Week After Dark. I'm Dara O Briain and this... is my penis.
    • RH: This is what happens when you get questions wrong! (mimes slapping)
    • FB: Or right! (mimes slapping)
    • RH: (moving fist up and down) Or interesting.
  • HD: The next program contains nudity. It happens ten minutes in and she's got terrific knockers.
  • FB: And now over to Kate Humble who's going to kick the face off a badger.
  • AP: Hello and welcome to Baby Ballroom with me, Gary Glitter.
  • RH: Teletubbies say "Spunky bum love!"
  • HD: We interrupt this program to bring you a news flash. (opens coat)
  • FB: On this week's Place in the Sun, Darfur.
  • AP: Hello and welcome to Channel 4's Wank Week with me, Leslie Grantham!
  • FB: Chris Langham, this (pinches his fingers as if he's holding something small) is your life.
  • HD: This week on Location, Location, Location, Mohammed is looking for a pied-à-terre within easy reach of an international airport.
  • FB: With no incorrect answers and no passes, Jade Goody, you've scored 37 on the life of Mahatma Ghandi.
  • DM: On Shaun the Sheep this week, Shaun has a big surprise when a nasty DEFRA man comes round with a bolt gun.
  • FB: Next on Loose Women, someone worth wanking to!
  • RH: (with his fingers pointed like a gun) NO DEAL, EDMONDS! You're going to give me the money or I'm going to start shooting!
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