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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the sixth episode of the fifth series.

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Weird Things To See On a Road Sign[]

HD: Fancy a shag? Park And Ride, 200 yards.

FB: Stop! Hammer time!

BN: You are leaving Croydon. Well done.

FB: Help me, I'm trapped in a sign making factory!

HD: When the red lights are flashing, get down with the groove.

AP: Accident on opposite carriageway. Quick, look!

RH: Amarillo: this way.

HD: You are now leaving Trowell Services. Wish you hadn't eaten that for 26 miles.

BN: If you can read this, you've crashed into my front garden.

AP: You are entering Scotland. No salad for 200 miles.

FB: No left turn. No right turn. No entry. No reversing. Get out of the car and put your hands on your head. DO IT!

AP: River ahead which your SatNav thinks is a road.

RH: You're lonely, aren't you Russell? (Looks back, bemused)

FB: Sharp left turn ahead. Careful, ladies!

AP: GIANT EXCLAMATION MARK... AHEAD!

HD: Bracknell, twinned with Hell.

FB: Warning: Little Chef, one mile.

Unlikely Things To Hear In the House of Lords[]

FB: Would anyone like to swap a packet of Space Raiders for some Dairylea Dunkables?

RH: Please welcome our newest member: Lord Voldemort.

AP: I used to be a lord, but after the operation, I'm a lady.

HD: (Drunken voice) And that gentlemen is the motion...and now I will clear it up. (looks to floor)

FB: I want to re-criminalise homosexuality. So that I can feel dirty when I do it.

EB: I've changed my name to E. Lordy. I want you all to call me Lord E. Lordy.

FB: I am the lord.. of the dance.

AP: Hello, I'm Lord Ocean Finance.

FB: As a life peer, I would like to tender my resignation. (shoots himself in the mouth)

HD: This is Davina, you are live in the house. Please don't swear.

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