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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the seventh episode of the fifth series.

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Bad Things To Hear On An Aeroplane[]

  • FB: In the event of the cabin decompressing, oxygen masks will fall in front of you and untangling them will annoy you before you die.
  • HD: Well, if you look out on the port side window in just a minute or so, you'll see me. Bye!
  • AP: Get those motherfucking snakes out this motherfucking plane!
  • FB: That's the first cloud I've seen with a ski lift on it.
  • DM: The only thing less likely then surviving in the sea is the coastguard hearing the whistles on your life jacket.
  • FA: Oh, hi. I've got a hobby farm. Would you like me to tell you all about it for the next 9 hours?
  • FB: Louisa and her in-flight team will be looking after you today, and your hijacker's name is Ibrahim.
  • AP: Hold on! I've just entered us in the Red Bull Challenge!
  • DM: Will the fat people please move to the back of the plane?
  • FB: This is a no-smoking flight, although do feel free to join me in the cockpit where we've opened a window.
  • HD: I'm sorry. Due to unforeseen Islamic fundamentalism, this plane is being diverted to paradise.
  • RH: Punch it Chewie! (imitates Chewbacca growling)

The Worst Person To Be Married To[]

  • HD: Baaa.
  • RH: I love you lots, ooh let's see what Mr. Tiddles thinks of you, "what do you think?" (mimes puppet): DIE BITCH!
  • FB: Brace yourself Agnes, it's that time of year again!
  • FA: These are my late Rabbit's ashes, say hello.
  • FB: When I said I was a positive person, I meant HIV.
  • HD: I brought home a video to turn us on....It's Fred Dibnah's Age Of Steam.
  • DM: You thought I was a Thai lady? Well you were half right!
  • AP: Of course we're going to go out tonight! It's Hitler's birthday!
  • RH: But he's my dad! We do everything together!
  • FB: You want me to put my ding-a-ling into your fairy-cave? Are you mad woman!?
  • DM: You can't use that toilet. That's my toilet!
  • FB: He sleeps in the bed with us, okay? Don't make me choose between you and the wolf!
  • HD: Please! Please, Pavarotti! Let me go on top!
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