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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the ninth episode of the fifth series.

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Unlikely Small AdsEdit

FB: Erectile problems? Hahahahahaha!

AP: Found: DVD of Lost.

HD: Want to earn pounds, pounds, pounds? Yes, £3!

FB: Would you like no strings attached sex? Contact my whore of an ex-wife.

HD: Worried about hair loss? You bald bastard.

AP: (Was about to say something after HD's suggestion, but was buzzed off before suggesting)

FB: Dog available to good home. Free prawn crackers with every delivery.

JC: Want to earn money at home? Become a prostitute, it's easy!

HD: Problems with your short-term memory? Can't remember what you've just read? Problems with your short-term memory?...

MW: Room to let. No one has died in it. No one.

RH: Wanted, one Spice Girls ticket and one gun.

FB: Bored, lonely, depressed? Meet like-minded people at salsa dancing!

(Too Hot for TV suggestions:)

AP: Become an organ donor. Cycle in London today!

RH: For sale: one penis pump. Careless owner.

FB: John, 20, has been missing for five years. He was a diabetic and left without taking his medication. Let's face it, he's dead.

AP: Come and get me! I'm just 16 years old and barely legal! Sadly, I'm a car.

HD: SWF, GSOH, seeks other letters to form proper words.

MW: Lady seeks male for walks, laughs, and eye-watering anal sex.

FB: Are you looking for a plumber to do a professional job at an affordable price? You've got no fucking chance.

RH: For sale: parrot, knows all the latest swear words. Tell 'em, Ringo! (imitating parrot:) C*nt! C*nt! C***NT!!!

Excerpts From DVDs That Wouldn't SellEdit

HD: My name is Hannibal Lecter. I'm a vegan.

FB: I'm afraid one thing you're going to be fighting for some time, Bond, is HIV.

AP: Welcome to Antiques Roadshow: Too Hot For TV.

RH: From the makers of Alien vs Predator, Alien vs Pingu.

HD: (deep voice) From the makers of Snakes on a Plane: Mice on a Tube.

FB: Here's looking at you, kid, is why I'm in a Cambodian jail.

RH: 3-love. I'm Ann Widdecombe and this is Naked Table Tennis.

FB: Ahh, Frodo, you're hurting me. When I said you should destroy the ring......

(Too Hot for TV suggestions:)

FB: Thank you for purchasing Learning the Guitar with Stephen Hawking.

RH: Bloody Hell, that looks like a Roman viaduct. Hiya, welcome back to Celebrity Bowel Movement with me, Vernon Kay.

HD: Let me explain this right from the start: I see dead people.

FB: We've got your X-rays back, Rocky. Turns out you were brain-damaged before you started boxing.

AP: Mary Poppins, ever since you shook that baby, it's not moved!

FB: All Jedi do gay stuff, Luke. Relax and feel the Force.

RH: And now, Late Night Chuckle Brothers! To me! To you! (starts wanking)

HD: Hello, I'm John Prescott, and welcome to Speaking English as a Foreign Language.

FB: I'm from the future. Mankind won its war with the robots easily, so I'm out here on my own time to murder James Blunt.

RH: Grr, that's better... Join us next week for an all-new Slash in the Attic.

AP: Hello, and welcome to Call My Muff: the Highlights!

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