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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 14
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the first episode of the sixth series.

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Bad Things For a By-election Candidate To Say[]

FB: I would like to kiss your baby, but we don't want to go down that road again.

HD: I am the perfect candidate. This is an election, and I am bi.

LP: Vote for me, Doris Mugabe. I'd like to say to say no relation but, (scrunches her neck and puts her finger on her chin) ooh!

MM: I'm not going to lie to you, power gives me wood.

FB: I've been knocking on doors in this constituency for weeks, and it's completely unconnected to the recent stranglings.

MM: Knife crime must end! Just last week I was given a steak knife when I clearly ordered the fish!

FB: If elected living standards will go up... for me and my wife!

AP: I would say the fact that the Labour Party haven't put forward a candidate has not devalued this election at all. Ask my fellow opponents Timmy Mallett, Elvis and The Honey Monster.

FB: I promise to bring crime in this constituency down, by patrolling the streets at night dressed as a man-leopard.

LP: I have impeccable green credentials because I've never used deodorant or had a bath.

FB: I know nothing about politics, but I can crush a ripe pear between my buttocks.

Unnerving Things To Hear During a Medical Examination[]

HD: (Facing away from audience) Yes, er, I'll be operating... (turns right way around) Oh, there you are.

RH: OH MY GOD! COME HERE, YOU'VE GOTTA LOOK AT THIS!!!

FB: That's your smear test done, and I do have some bad news. I'm the janitor.

HD: Yes, well it's... definitely stuck up there... we may, er... we may have to use the ferret.

MM: So, if you'd like to just pop your clothes over there, next to mine.

HD: You'll live... for about a week.

FB: Well, there's good news and bad news, but don't worry! I can give the good news to your widow!

AP: Don't worry! Panic over! It was just a spider on the microscope!

HD: And how does it feel if I touch you here? And here? And there?

LP: These drugs don't actually work, but every time I prescribe them, I get a free pen.

HD: No, no, no, no, no, you can't have your old hip back, Mrs. Smith. I fed it to my dog.

FB: This is one of the healthiest X-rays I've ever seen. But if we compare that with yours, ha!

MM: Right, I thought for a change, I could cough and you could hold my balls.

FB: You have the body of someone half your age... growing inside your womb.

HD: Good news: you've had a baby. Bad news: it's blown your cock off.

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