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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the third episode of the sixth series.

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Lines You Wouldn't Hear In a Superhero Movie[]

FB: To the Bat-Caravan!

RH: (Imitating Russell Brand) I'm a superhero! (normal voice) No Russell, you've drawn an 'S' on your forehead and sprinkled glitter on your penis.

FB: No, they call me Catwoman because I can lick my own arse.

AP: Hey Lois, just before we fly off, I wanna check none of your liquids are over 100ml.

FB: You're trapped, Spider-Man. Trapped in this enormous bath.

GD: No, R. Kelly, you can't join the Fantastic Four. It's not enough to believe you can fly!

AP: Biff! Bam! Kapow! Nutted! Bottled! Slashed!

FB: Is it a bird, is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre.

DW: What'd you mean the swastika's already taken? I've had my cape made now and everything!

AP: So tell me, why'd they call you "Flash"?

HD: (posh accent) I may not seem as dangerous as other super-villains, but soon I, Dr. Sheep, will Rule the World. Baaaaaaaa.

FB: What's that, Joker? You'll be back? Somehow, I don't think you will be!

Unlikely Letters For An Agony Aunt To Receive[]

RH: Dear Deirdre: I'm leaving you.

FB: I want to trace my father. Could you suggest a good marker pen?

HD: I have recently discovered the pleasures of butter in sex. I smear it on the doorknob to stop the kids coming in.

RH: (Hoarsely) My voice is breaking, and there is hair on my chest. Is this normal? Yours, Sally Jenkins, aged 9.

FB: Dear Bitch, I have trouble making friends. What are you going to do about it?!

RH: Dear Deirdre: Can that giant man (he points to Greg) lift me up like a baby? (Greg goes over and does exactly that) GD: You bet your ass he can!

HD: I have been saving up for a sex-change. I don't care what my wife says, she's going to have it!

GD: Dear Auntie: My testicles are the size of space-hoppers. I don't need any advice, I just wanted to tell someone.

HD: My husband and I are 82 and he has recently lost interest in sex. Thank God!

FB: My wife says I'm a compulsive liar. I think she's jealous that my reggae duet with Rio Ferdinand has reached No 1!

RH: I KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE!!!!!

FB: My problem is that I can only ejaculate when I hear a buzzer. (Dara presses his buzzer, Frankie grins)

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