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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
1 · 2 · 3 · 4 · 5 · 6 · 7 · 8 · 9 · 10 · 11
Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fourth episode of the sixth series.

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Commercials That Never Made It To Air[]

HD: Masturbation: Are you getting your five-a-day?

AP: Worried about bankruptcy? Then why not paddle your canoe into the middle of the ocean?

FB: Lidl's own brand shampoo: Because you're worthless.

RH: (Imitating a child) If you hit me at 40 mph, there's an 80% chance I'll die. If you hit me at 30mph, there's an 80% chance I'll live. Stop trying to hit me.

MM: Poor, and too lazy to cook? That's why mums shop at Iceland.

HD: This isn't just a gimp mask, this is an S&M gimp mask!

FB: Do your knickers feel uncomfortable on? Try Bacardi Breezer!

MW: (in an Australian accent) You find flying boring? Fly Qantas, you might die!

RH: The Daily Mail: Racist in public so you don't have to be.

FB: I'm Fern Britton and this machine took two stone off me. It's a bacon slicer.

HD: I'm John McCain, why not buy my home fitness video?

FB: Are you thinking of drinking and driving? Remember, the M20 is surprisingly quiet on a Saturday night.

HD: (singing to the tune of the Flower Duet) We've lost your bags... we've lost your bags...

MM: From Gillette comes the new Sensor Uber-Uber-Uber-Excel, for that closest ever shave! In fact, this one slices your face like a potato peeler. It's too close, get the previous Gillette Sensor, it turns out we couldn't get closer than that one!

HD: Thirty one million names on three great discs: Her Majesty's Revenue and Customs' Now That's What I Call a Monumental Cockup, Volume 1!

RH: Max Moseley doesn't do Nazi-themed orgies, but if he did, they'd probably be the best Nazi-themed orgies in the world!

Bad Things To Hear On Opening the Door In The Middle of the Night[]

HD: (in an Irish accent) Hello, I'm Dara Ó Briain. I'd like to talk to you about Mock The Week!

MW: I'm back from my canoe trip.

FB: I saw a peeping Tom in your garden, but I warned him... this is my patch.

HD: Er, I've come to fix your washing machine: You asked for a call-out between 12 and 5...

MW: Hello, I'm afraid my cock is stuck in your letterbox.

AP: (German accent) Hello. I'm Max Mosley, and I've been a very naughty boy.

FB: I'm afraid your husband's been murdered. Can I borrow a shovel?

MM: Hello, I'm Gordon Brown. Just hold me.

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