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Series 1
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the fifth episode of the sixth series.

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Bad Things To Say At a Job InterviewEdit

FB: What can I bring to the job? A burning hatred of the West, a hook for a hand, and a pilot's licence.

HD: The, er, five-year employment gap, yeah? I was canoeing?

EB: Right, I hope that we can all be professional about the fact that I've just split up with all three of you...

AP: I'm really only here because I'm hoping to slip on a wet floor and then fall off a ladder.

FB: Yes, I've had a few changes of address: Wormwood Scrubs, Broadmoor, but for the last 3 months I've lived in your air conditioning.

ZL: Erm, I'm really into diversity: in my last job I made sure we had a black a fruit and a fatty.

HD: I have always wanted to work in a motel. (To side) I'M TELLING THEM, MOTHER, I'M TELLING THEM!

FB: This job would be a great opportunity for me to steal a shitload of stationery.

RH: HEEEEYYYYY!!!!! I remember you from the dungeon! It's me! Gimpy Terry!

AP: I'm Gimpy Terry's mate.

FB: Sum myself up in three words? Well, I suppose it would have to be Killer Alien Vagina.

RH: What do you mean, I'm under-qualified to be a plumber? I'm 5 hours late, I've done a piss in your sink!

EB: When can I start? Yesterday. But I can only work till today.

FB: NINE TILL FIVE? NINE TO FIVE? MY MEDICATION WEARS OFF AT THREE!

Things You Wouldn't Hear On Songs of PraiseEdit

FB: HELLO CANTERBURY, LET'S MAKE SOME FUCKING NOISE!

HD: Well, the locals here on the Shetland Isles have given us a tremendous welcome: today, we have our act of worship, and tomorrow, they're burning me in a wicker man.

RH: (rapping) They call him G-O-D and he the big daddy, he look like me but he more beardy!

ZL: (Irish accent) Hello, I'm Sister Margaret, and I'm an alcoholic!

FB: The parishoners will now go forward to receive communion... if they can get past Atlas and Predator.

RH: Christians in one corner, Muslims in the other... LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!

HD: Well, the goat is strapped to the altar, so let's begin!

EB: That was beautiful. Such a shame there's no one actually up there to have heard it.

FB: And we appear to have a streaker- No, one of the altar boys has escaped from the vestry.

AP: If you're enjoying this, why not turn over to BBC Three, where you can enjoy Songs of Praise Uncut?

HD: Well, now; "Choir of the Week". They're not the Von Trapp family, but they were the trapped family, it's the Fritzls from Austria!

FB: The next reading is from St. Paul's first letter to Jim'll Fix It.

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