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Scenes We'd Like To See
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Series 2
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Series 3
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Series 4
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Series 5
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Series 6
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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Christmas Special
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
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Series 13
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Compilation Episode
Christmas Special
New Year's Eve Special
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the seventh episode of the sixth series.

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Questions That Were Rejected From This Year's Exams[]

AP: If the answer is 9, what is the question?

LP: When you finish this exam, will you please turn your paper over and mark it?

RH: Using Darwin's theory of evolution, explain Boris Johnson.

DM: Vladimir has ten thousand tanks, and you have three. Why would you start a war? Discuss.

FB: By the year 2015, the population of the Earth will have increased by 20%. How do we find Kerry Katona and stop her?

HD: Complete the following sequence: 16, 35, 24, 8, 9. Now open the safe, grab the stuff and get in the getaway car!

FB: If an object is travelling at 170 miles an hour, encounters resistance and slows to 0, for how many months will Richard Hammond have to wear nappies?

RH: On the diagram below, show where you like to be touched.

FB: Describe your anus, without telling your parents.

HD: Amy is 16. At least she said she was. How much trouble are you in?

DM: Complete this crop rotation: wheat, fallow, rock festival, BNP rally.

FB: If everyone in Class A is called Tom, Thomas or Tommy, and every second boy in Class B is called Tim, Timothy or Timmy, what the fuck is going on?! 

Lines You Wouldn't Hear In a Costume Drama[]

HD: Henry Tudor...but why did he chew her?

FB: The Zulus have us surrounded sir, they're standing on the horizon waving their spears! Wait a minute, those aren't spears!

RH: Mr Darcy, I do believe you've poked me on Facebook!

LP: So, King Henry, I'm your fifth wife... hang on... (counting on her fingers) Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, be- oh, shit!

DM: And for the latest news from the big house, tune in to Pride and Prejudice Extra starting now on BBC Three.

FB: Next, Pride and Extreme Prejudice, where Elisabeth is most surprised to hear Mr. Darcy's views on queers and Jews.

AP: Do you think wearing this bustle makes my arse look big?

HD: Let me read the signal from the Victory. (mimies lifting a telescope to his eye) Are you paying too much for your car insurance?

FB: I worked for the Duke of Wellington when he invented the wellington boot, and the Earl of Sandwich when he invented the sandwich. But I suppose my happiest time was working for Lord Strap-On.

HD: My liege, your desire to marry again will split the church! Does it have to be a gay Nigerian?

FB: Ah, the Duke! My daughter has been itching to meet you. CHLAMYDIA?

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