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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 14
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Series 19
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the tenth episode of the seventh series.

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Bad Things To Hear From a Tour Guide[]

  • RH: Please don't take photos of the natives because they believe that you're taking part of their soul. Apart from that, enjoy Norwich.
  • FB: (Yorkshire accent) Hello, me name's Janet, I'm your holiday rep and basically I'll be giving out morning-after pills like they were Smarties.
  • HD: (Very quietly) Good morning. I'm afraid this is the loudest I can speak.
  • EB: Venice is the most historical city famous for its-- OH SHIT, IT'S FLOODED! EVERYONE GET BACK ON THE BUS!
  • FB: A lot of you will be wondering why there are so many wonderful foreign treasures on display here at the British Museum, and the answer is quite simple, really: Gun beats spear.
  • HD: Don't worry this castle does cater for the disabled, they bring you a sandwich while the rest of us go up the steps and look at it
  • RH: Lets have a little song, shall we? (Hums "Dueling Banjos")
  • AP: Coming up later on we've the Topless Donkey Derby and Who's Got The Funniest Willy Competition! Yes, its going to be the best Saga Holiday you've ever had!
  • FB: I know that a lot of you can't bear to leave Thailand, which is why I've hidden drugs randomly in your luggage.
  • EB: And as we enter the next room where I need you all to be very quiet, because we have technically broken in.
  • FB: If you need anything, anything at all, I'll be under your bed.
  • JW: And if you look out of the window on your left you'll see the side of the road that we should be driving on.
  • FB: Of course you have to respect local customs. On the right hand side, you'll see a woman being burned at the stake, and on the left, Dundee Town Hall.
  • HD: Well this the deepest darkest bit of the caves. Unless you give me twenty pounds each it's where you're staying.
  • EB: And according to Wikipedia, The East Wing was built in the year Dougie is a homo.
  • JW: We're now leaving the Green Zone. Pop on your flack jackets, this is the real Baghdad!
  • FB: An adult and two children is ten pounds, but enough about my trip to Cambodia.

Unlikely Things To Hear on a Breakfast Show[]

  • FB: If the woman I picked up last night is watching, help yourself to cereal, but get out the flat by the time I get home.
  • HD: And now, it‘s time for Thought for The Day. Hmm. That was a good one.
  • AP: You’re listening to 6 Music. Yes you. Just you.
  • RH: Welcome to Travel Report! I've got a text from Dave on the M5 who says “Ha, ha, ha, every morning you leave for work, I pop round and shag your wife.”
  • HD: So if you’re trying to get in via Junction 2, stop it, it's against nature and the Bible says no.
  • FB: Next we speak to Fern Britton about having her stomach stapled, this time to an enormous chocolate cake.
  • JW: In another traffic news, if you’re on the M11 heading towards Middlesbrough, I would turn around because it’s a shithole.
  • RH: Hello! I'm doing a survey into the effects of replacing milk on your Weetabix with RED BULL!
  • EB: We can see there's been an accident northbound on the M1 and it is a beauty!
  • FB: Welcome to Radio Tourettes, you shit monkeys!
  • HD: You may think of it as a breakfast show. I had mine at FOUR BLOODY THIRTY!
  • FB: Later Vanessa Feltz will be joining me on the settee, and I'll be bouncing through the fucking ceiling.
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