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Series 7
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Series 8
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2010 Sport Relief Special
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Series 9
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Series 10
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Series 11
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Series 12
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Series 13
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Series 14
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Series 15
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Christmas Special
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Series 16
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Series 17
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Christmas Special
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Series 18
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Series 19
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Series 20
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The following is a guide to the Scenes We'd Like To See topics and suggestions made in the eleventh episode of the seventh series.

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Lines You Wouldn't Hear In a Horror Movie[]

  • FB: 'GET OUT OF THE WATER, QUICK!' 'Is it a shark?' 'IT'S BARRYMORE!'
  • HD: I am Lucifer, lord of the night! And tonight, I'll be singing 'Complicated' by Avril Lavigne.
  • SM: Dave, Dave, wake up! I think I can hear a noise downstairs! Wake up wake up! Oh hold on... no, it's just the washing machine, I put it on earlier on.
  • RH: He's making a suit out of women's skin! Gok Wan has gone too far this time!
  • FB: 'I am from Transylvania and I will suck you dry!' 'Oh yes? And what about your cheeky sister?'
  • HD: No, sorry, Freddy, I think your Satnav's on the blink. This is Elm Crescent.
  • AP: The child is vomiting, its head is rotating, and it seems to be possessed by the devil. However Britain's Social Services have visited twenty times, and they think everything's okay!
  • DM: (imitates creaky door opening) I'm here to fix the hinges?
  • FB: As a vampire I cannot bear direct sunlight, which is why I moved to Scotland. But now I can't find any virgins!
  • HD: (imitates old woman voice) Red Rum... Red Rum... (imitates Peter O'Sullevan) is over the last and wins the National!
  • RH: From the makers of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre comes 'The Swindon Lawnmower Kerfuffle'!
  • FB: This potion that turns you from Dr. Jekyll into Mr. Hyde, it looks a lot like six cans of Stella!
  • AP: STAY AWAY! STAY AWAY FROM THE CASTLE! THE CAFÉ'S OVERPRICED, AND THE GIFT SHOP'S SHIT!

Unlikely Things To Hear On a Children's TV Programme[]

  • HD: We have John Craven. If you want to see him again, press the red button.
  • FB: (imitates holding a drawing) This drawing has been sent in by Robert, age 9! That's a shit drawing, Robert. There are... children your age in China who can make shoes!
  • AP: This weeks episode of Thomas the Tank Engine has been cancelled, and replaced by Ronald, the Replacement Bus Service.
  • HD: No no, no it's not Bagpuss, but it is a dead cat I've turned into a bag.
  • FB: 'There's a rumor that the Teletubbies have been infiltrated by Al Qaida! Have you, Tinky-Winky?' '(shakes head) Toodeloodeloodeloodeloo!' 'Have you, Dipsy?' '(shakes head) Toodeloodeloodeloodeloo!' 'Rachid?'
  • DM: And remember, while crystal meth is a lovely treat, it is very bad for your teeth.
  • AP: 'Flobadobadob!' said Bill. 'Bloody foreigners!' said Ben.
  • FB: 'Flobadobadobadob!' said Ben, because he'd had a stroke.
  • SM: And today, children, we're gonna be learning where babies come from! Part one: foreplay!
  • DM: This year, we're sending condoms to Africa! So just ask your mum and dad to wash a couple out and send them in!
  • RH: Are your mummy and daddy out of the room? Good! Listen... you're adopted!
  • FB: Next up: Sharpy and Ryan take their audition failure very badly, in 'Columbine High School Musical'.
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